No Babe, I Do Love You. It Was Just A Bit Creepy When You Started Re-an Acting The Death Of The Murder

*stares at you with my big ol eyes on the street at night* “do you want to hear about this super cool historical fact”

Sorry for being a bit weird, I’ve just been feeling unstoppable and unexplainable guilt since the age of 7

Do you guys think that the statements would taste different for whatever fear it is. I feel like they would, so I made a list of what I think they would taste like.

Spiral: sour rainbow belts

End: green grapes

Eye: mint

Lonely: tomato soup

Vast: cotton candy

Corruption: apple that’s slightly gone bad

Flesh: beef

Hunt: chicken

Slaughter: that one red sour jelly thingy that you put on sour candies frkm like juicy drops

Desolation: spicy chicken

Dark: dark chocolate

Burried: potatoes

Extinction: green apple

Web: purple grapes

Stranger: bubble gum

so imagine being jon after the coma and reading a statement and it’s like BAM!! BUBBLE GUM. !

No fr tho I’ve been taking so many naps the moment I get home and the way this has been happening almost every single day for like 2 years now.

I think we could all learn a thing or two from Kayne Malevolent. If someone deadnames you tear their eyes out

VOTE CECIL

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

What in the timbuck f-

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CODE: KOOK

'just ask them out, the worst they could say is no' WRONG the worst they could say is that's why i left you behind. it's not easy even just looking at you, jack, because you're wrong. you are. i can't help it. i'm a time lord. it's instinct. it's in my guts. you're a fixed point in time and space. you're a fact. that's never meant to happen, even the tardis reacted against you, tried to shake you off. flew all the way to the end of the universe just to get rid of you.