Hey Man, So Sorry About Your Lover. Yeah, She’s Trapped In Another Universe. Yeah, She Also Absorbed

bro ultimate spider-man is insane, like wdym the first thing they do as a team is try to beat up dr dooms ass

It's the last day of April

Loki, walking through the train unharmed because she was touched by the elder gods:

Thor:

bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.

The Doctor with platonic companions: light of my life, angel on this earth, how my love for you is bigger than my grief

The Doctor with romantic companions: wanna see a star explode or smth?

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

I tried to leave Kudos on a fic that was already deleted (i had the tab open) and I was expecting it to just bug out or not work but this is so much more unsettling

No fr tho I’ve been taking so many naps the moment I get home and the way this has been happening almost every single day for like 2 years now.

"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

He’s so Pookie core

Listening to loki and now I want to scream about gpt agin