Becoming An Adult Cheat Sheet!

if a skateboarding bird asked me on a date, I would be a bit confused at my sudden ability to talk to animals, but ultimately turn the very cool bird down, as I do not believe I could be in a romantic relationship with a bird :(

reblog for larger sample size :)

@bone-soup-explosion

you like fish, right? :)

It is my lifes mission to make sure everyone know how the sturgeon mouth go

olive garden

so.  Camila has like six children now.  Olive garden has bottomless soup, salad, and breadsticks.  can you see where I'm going with this?  imma post the art in a few days when I get done with it.  :)

Fuck up their hotline

So much

Please

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

"forget the power of technology, for so much has been forgotten.

forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war.

there is no peace amongst the stars.

there is no peace amongst the stars"

-a message someone left on a ti-84 calculator in Algebra 2 today

I’m bored so here’s humanformers Knockout

Physical description: like ratchet, never goes outside, so pale af skin.  Dyed red hair, but the natural color is brown and sometimes he forgets to re-dye his hair, so it grows out a lil.  Red leather jacket with shoulder-crinkle things (idk what its called, he just has like 6 shoulder spike things in the show and i wanted to do something with that) black jeans, platform boots, and a feather boa bc knockout and why not.

He’s in the same fuck ton of science classes as ratchet

He pretends to handle it well, but he is just good at not yawning on the days after cramming for tests.  In reality, he’s a hot mess.

He used to have glasses for the shit vision he acquired by staying up late reading as a kid.  Now he has red contacts bc vanity and i wanted to do something with the red eyes.

He’s also a theater kid bc duh, and he sings songs from musicals quietly to himself as he walks around.

okay but literally whoever says that you can't focus if your environment is cluttered is a fucking liar because i did homework at my art table today (so cluttered i had to push aside tubes of paint and pretty rocks to make room for my laptop) and I'm so inspired?? the window is half open and my lavender is half dead next to it, theres unfinished cosplay armor in my peripheral vision, my endless boxes and tubes (never to be filled, but cool) surround me. and?? so much whimsy?? so much chaos, but so good?? idk something something surround yourself with things you love and do what works for you

I am so incredibly normal about my new dnd character. He's a tiefling druid named pyre. He was chased out of the small town he grew up in when he was young, and found a parental figure who raised him and taught him druid shit. He places high value on found family, and while slow to trust will never leave you once you earn it. I'll post a drawing in a bit if I remember.

quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

have a group project I'm really not confident in at all. save me clerical error Tumblr post

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever