ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

@bone-soup-explosion

guys can you BELIEVE my professors rejected this illustration of litle sharks for my college project i am devastated

Happiness Will Come To You.

omg sit up, there's like a 50% chance that if you follow me and see this, your posture sucks

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

recently, i was ensemble in my local shakespeare in the park's production of "A Midsummer Night's Dream"

It was a pretty cool setup, despite being in the middle of a park, and the mics came on and off on time with the actors supposed to be on stage.

During tech week, we cut one scene a bit shorter, so the scene after is began a bit earlier.

What resulted was Oberon, who had been talking to Helena about a musician they both enjoyed, coming to the sudden realization that he was supposed to be on stage when Puck (who throughout this debacle played it off incredibly well and it almost seemed intentional) said something along the lines of "I wish Oberon were here" and dashing on stage with an "OH SHIT!!", thoroughly ruining the illusion of intentionality, but making everyone who wasn't micced laugh our heads off and everyone who was do their best to hold in the silent laughter.

That was the only thing that really went wrong in the 6 performances we did, though, so I don't think it's really all that bad, lol

Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino’s foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking “How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me”. 

I have made a new place for all the AU stuff so that this can be a shitpost blog and the people that are just here for the AU don't have to put up with me. check in the reblogs/notes and the new one will be there. :)

okay so this is serious reblog, call, email, do anything you can! KOSA can't pass! it would Destroy so much of the safety it claims tk protect!

KOSA IS GETTING FORCED THROUGH ATTACHED ARE SCRIPTS FOR EITHER A DEM OR REP SENATOR CALL NOW PLEASE

I've only been there a few times, but I got a desk a few years ago and it has many paint stains and scratches and still serves me well as my schoolwork/ painting table :) *gives you the lollipop back*

reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a little heart lollipop

"insufferably horny squids"

The Mario kart squid cum saga

Teacher quotes, Day One

“Burn them if you want, just not in the classroom.”  (referring to a quiz he just handed back)

“aren’t jokes supposed to be funny?”

“Yes.   Squish the rat.  They aren’t fast at all.”

“this is bleeping bs.”

“my password is one.”

“your job is to make your characters miserable.”

I tried to pick out the funny ones, but it’s 3:34 A.M. so this is probably really bad.  sorry about that.

I had an ela packet that I finished a few days ago, but have now lost, and it's due. so now I have to redo the whole thing (it took me 2-3 hours the first time) again. typing in a Google doc this time instead of handwriting. on my phone. fml