I’ve Read The Book, It’s Really Fricking Cool.  It Was Probably The Most Fun I’ve Had While Learning,

if my arm could stay in my shoulder that'd be really nice thank u

ngl having fuckass joints makes swimming backstroke really annoying, especially on longer sets

also if my knees could *stop* hurting for no reason, that would be real nice for breaststroke

@jasperinthemachine

fully sober in the club googling frankenstein 1818 full text

turn to GOD. the gay people in your phone are NOT compassionatehelpfulhonestloyalperseverentpureresourcefulrespectfulresponsibleandreverent.

in my defense, you quit first

but they're fun!!!! they're little puzzles you can solve!!!! balancing equation!!!

she HOF on my BRINCL til i’m DIATOMIC

robert upton is an evil man. but also a silly one

🍓🍓 reblog to give some chocolate covered strawberries to your beloved mutuals 🍓🍓

i love hearing what lines from film/tv people quote with their family all the time because they’re always niche and forgettable to everyone but that specific family

"what school is it at? Mom wants to know."

Reblog to have the most homoerotic year of your life 2024

you stalk my tumblr you constilation fool

I'm sorry, who's this? :)