I don't normally do original posts but I must tell someone about this. My mother, who knows vaguely about Tumblr through osmosis, just referred to it as "the conspiracy theory website". When asked to clarify, it's because "they all write stories about stories". "Fanfiction?" I ask. Yeah, apparently. "Mom those aren't conspiracy theories, they're fictional" "So are conspiracy theories!" She would not be dissuaded from this
So apparently fanfictions are conspiracy theories now, just thought yall should know.
If you ever feel sorry for yourself just remember that I got scolded by the cashier at McDonalds’ because I was so socially awkward and couldn’t even speak when it came to my turn to order
You know you're shipping trash when you read the synopsis for a new show and you're first thought is "I ship it" before you even started watching. Tbh, you'd be surprised how often this happens to me.
Listen, I totally see where you're coming from, but this post reached the Wrong audience because I firmly believe they/them is JUST as grammatically correct as the singular "you" (I can go on an extensive rant about this) But I cared SO MUCH about them dropping the Oxford comma (the same sentence can have Very different meanings with and without the comma!)
Everyone’s complaining about they/them, but nobody cared even half as much when they dropped the Oxford comma…
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu