Villainous Ideal Ending: Flug Rejects Everyone And Dips With His Hatship Super Mario Odyssey Style

paperhat or something idk

Kind of a boring one, but I defs think Flug has a praise kink lol

Oh for sure. An obvious but under no circumstances a boring one.

And he deserves all the praise in the world...

I feel like people aren't doing enough with that. Flug is like a soda bottle that is constantly shaken up, if ANYONE just as little as touched him tenderly, or god forbid even just spoke a genuinely kind word to him ONE time I have no doubt in my mind that he would explode.

And by that I mean he would just cum in his pants.

Like stepping on a packet of mayo. Just splurging out.

While crying, too.

He must be insanely sensitive. You can't change my mind that that was a wet dream in the pilot and that this happens frequently.

This is what actually happened but they just couldn't show that so I'm here now and showing it to y'all

"How does he have sex with that?!"

not successfully, for sure. trying shit like this is how you end up with a top post on r/TIFU

Paperhatober Day 19: Glasses🔍

he's SPEECHLESS he's never seen such beauty.

Hey! I was wondering since you said that English isn’t your first language and all and the translation thing (Which is totally fine btw! I’m the same way) …

What is your first language? Sorry if this is like too personal, but I’m genuinely really curious!

Ich spreche normalerweise deutsch

Berliner/Sächsischer dialekt mix

my brain also gets confused bc I can speak a little bit of many languages. spanish namely, also simple french, dutch and japanese

paperhat in german would be eons better than in english, bc Flug has to use the formal "you" for Black Hat. and he would. he would (have to) continue even once they are together bc he probably demands it. Black Hat could use it for Flug (should, under normal circumstances of the rule) but most likely doesn't respect him enough for that. it strengthens the power imbalance soo much bc it is ALWAYS mutual irl.

this is indescribably ancient so it's really bad [the text is NSFWish]

commonly, only the older one can offer the informal "you" to another person. it would be high praise and trust to get the offer from your boss.

if your language doesn't have that layer of politeness you don't understand how much tension and power there is behind even a simple casual conversation, it's so appealing ughh (if you use it in a ship. bc you never use it in your private life, not even when you meet someone you date for the first time. it's just strange to use for a partner whether long-term or one-night. paperhat would be a quite unique case.)

-How can a man (Flug) get pregnant? It's impossible.

Flug could be a trans man, they can get pregnant bc they're usually born with an uterus. I was. I'm 27 weeks right now🐊🙌🏻✨

I think other people would just explain it with "it's fictional so anything is possible". Black Hat can canonically impregnate people by making them drink his saliva, none of dis shit makes sense or works irl

I think about him all the time

Also, I tried out line less artwork 

I drew flowers again

Happy Birthday Flug;

Thank you for existing.

Thank you for another amazing year.

Flugs is quite fond of airplanes so why doesn't he become a pilot

He's already a pilot xP He lost his license due to crimes tho