Hair Good

enjoy another one of my artworks

✨Everything hurts ✨

man going to the gym is fucking great

Deranged transfem here. Im planning on making a custom virtual assistant, think siri/cortana, but it doesnt steal your data. Gonna give it my deadname and voice, so I can torture my parents by trapping their son's soul in my phone, and if they deadname me he reaponds so I can just pretend theyre not talking to me.

Nice of the principal to invite us over for an unforgettable luncheon eh Luigi?

thinking about how if the Greater Will decides you have what it takes to become a proper god it'll just. straight up Assign an anthro wolf to you, supposedly just to keep you in line and make sure they have a way to kill you if you look like you're gonna betray them, but you also just... have a buff wolf guy in your life now. Marika and Ranni both just straight up grew up with wolf brothers. there isn't really a point to this other than I think it's really funny that the Greater Will's solution to "what if the new Empyrean we've chosen betrays us instead of following our will?" is just

how the fuck do i use this 

Original post can be found here​

Battle maid

"YOU HUNTED" IS A "BLOODBORNE" LORE EXPLAINER!!!

IT IS:

FREE TO DOWNLOAD! the link above is a .pdf from my personal website

A WORK IN PROGRESS!

AIMED AT BOTH THE HARDCORE FAN AND THE FANDOM RUBBERNECKER! i explain everything in insane detail!

EXHAUSTIVE! currently sitting at 123 pages and over 33k words before we have even hit the events of the game. i have a lot to say

NEW IN THIS EDITION:

AN APPENDIX! starting with unbelievably indepth breakdowns of every caryll rune in the game.

CHAPTERS! (the table of contents within the document is still unfinished due to the nature of libreoffice, but any .pdf reader should be able to figure it out)

UPDATED GLOSSARY!

MORE IMAGES! BETTER QUALITY!

CROSS-REFERENCES!!!!!!!!!

EVEN MORE CITATIONS DONE BETTER!!

ALL LINKS UPDATED TO POINT TO BLOODBORNE-WIKI INSTEAD OF FANDOM

PAGE LAYOUT ADJUSTMENTS

EVEN MORE REFINEMENT OF THE PREVIOUSLY RELEASED CHAPTERS!

i never know how to explain this thing to people. i am writing the world's most insane treatise on this game, which is a bold claim considering the stiff competition and its hard to be like "people are missing the NUANCE of this DEEP VIDEO GAME" without sounding like a total moron or a lunatic. but, i have very strong strength in my insane convictions, such as "there is objectively more than one rom" and "logarius was the royal executioner in more ways than one"

she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”