Is It Weird That I Have A Thing For Axl's Armpits? It Is? Oh Ok Nvm..... 😶

A Movie

Summery: A dumb short story where Kirk, Lars, and Cliff invite Steven, Duff, and Slash to movie night. Thing is Kirk grabs the WRONG movie.

Lars, Cliff, and Kirk invited Duff, Steven, and Slash to watch a movie with them. What movie are you asking? A movie with action, hot women, and rock n roll music that's what...with a little horror.

The 6 men are in a huge living room with a giant huge vintage TV. Kirk and Lars are standing next to each other and are standing in front of Cliff and their guests.

Kirk: Thank you for coming dudes. Steven: It's guys night out! Of course we had to come. Slash: It sucks Izzy or Axl didn't come. Say, where's James?

Both Lars and Kirk look at each other and shrug. Cliff scratches the back of his head.

Cliff: He said he had important things to do. Duff: That's okay. Maybe next time they can join us. So Lars, what movie did you pick out for us? Steven: Does it have ROCK N' ROLL MUSIC? Slash: Does it have boobs? I LOVE boobs! Cliff: Does it have cool scenes in which we can turn into a thrash metal song? Lars: It has action, rock n' roll music, and hot women. Kirk: And horror! Don't forget horror. Slash: (Points at Kirk while making eye contact at Duff) This guy knows me. I grew up on horror. Duff: This all sounds awesome. Now, how about snacks? What snack will you be providing us with today? Cliff: (Points to a dark blue cooler) We have cold beer in that cooler. Slash: Nice.

Slash, Steven, and Duff grab a beer from the cooler. Kirk dumps a bunch of snacks on the table right in front of them.

Kirk: And here are some snacks we can munch on. There are tacos also in the kitchen (points to the kitchen). Steven: Awesome!

Steven, Duff, and Slash go make their plates in the kitchen and then come back into the living room.

Slash: So what's this movie called? Kirk: (Looks at the movie that has no title or cover art) I don't know. Lars: Um, it's a surprise. Cliff: (Lights up a cigarette) Neat. I like surprises. Steven: (Munching on his tacos) Alright! Enough talk! Put the movie on already! I'm stoked! Duff: You heard Stevie. Kirk: Right!

Kirk puts it in. While Kirk does that, Lars turns off the lights. Kirk and Lars sit next to each other on the couch, a little too close.

Steven is really excited bopping in his seat with a HUGE smile on his face. Duff found this adorable.

Steven: Oh, it's starting.

The "movie" starts. On the screen is Fem!Kirk (Kim) wearing a white fur bikini with bunny ears laying in a king size bed in a "draw me like one of your French girls" pose.

Steven: Wow Kirk! I didn't know you had a cute twin sister. Slash: Yeah (licks his lips) and she's hot. Kirk: (Confused) Um, I don't. Lars: Um, what are we watching? Slash: SHHHH!

James voice can be heard. James appears on screen. He looks sexy as usual. He's shirtless with only black boxer briefs on.

Film!James: Is this damn thing on? Okay, good. Cliff: Huh, James made a movie before? Lars: Um, why didn't he tell us? Film!James: Oh wow! Easter came quite early this year. Film!Kim: (Giggles) Aren't you going to open your Easter gift, daddy? Film!James: Yes please... Film!Kim: Well come over here then, daddy.

At this point everyone knew it wasn't a movie...

Kirk: Ah, shit...

At this point Film!James rips off Kim's fur bikini and rails her on screen.

Film!James: Who's my dirty girl?!

Film!Kim is moaning in the background. Duffs, Kirks, and Lars's jaws dropped. Cliff is a tad bit drunk to care. Slash has a smile on his face and Steven is still bopping in his seat happily eating his tacos.

Lars: You had one job, Kirk! ONE JOB! Kirk: (Scratches the back of his head) Oops, looks like I grabbed the wrong film by mistake (laughs nervously).

The End

The amount of times I’ve watched this … it’s acc very concerning

(Not my edit📸)

Honestly not surprised in the slightest

(Schlatts bdsm quiz results from sdp Patreon)

Modern AU where Eddie and the Corroded Coffin boys want to prank call someone with that Tiktok trend where you tell your guy friends good night.

Gareth dials a number, gives Eddie the phone, and then Steve Harrington answers.

Except that Steve hasn’t been on social media since his fall off the social ladder and thinks Eddie is genuinely calling to check in on him. He’s touched.

They post to the band’s wildly unpopular TikTok account, a time lapses video the prank call and then of Eddie pacing around the room on the phone because Steve won’t stop talking.

This video unfortunately goes viral.

Flesh of a Lamb, Blood of a Gazelle

Carne de Cordero, Sangre de Gazela

I loved your flesh like no other before, soft and tender, vibrant and warm. I devoured you without a pause, as your breath faded, lost to the storm.

You begged, you wept, you trembled in vain, your voice a whisper beneath your pain. My teeth tore through your delicate frame, and with each bite, I shared the blame.

I loved you as wolves love their gentle prey, as lions crave the feast of the day. It wasn't cruelty, but a longing dire, to taste your life, to quench my fire.

Flesh of a lamb, blood of a gazelle, pure and fragile, a bittersweet spell. Your beauty cursed me, bound me tight, a fleeting love consumed in the night.

Your blood ran deep, so vivid, so red, painting the ground where your spirit fled. I tore you apart with unbridled desire, until your life waned and dimmed its fire.

Now you rest, a mark on my soul, your essence lingers, making me whole. A love so cruel, yet achingly true, eternal flames ignited by you.

Flesh of a lamb, blood of a gazelle, innocence lost where passion dwells. Was I the wolf, or merely a man, forever tied to the life I began?

Spanish Version

Amé tu carne como a ninguna otra, suave y blanda, tibia y viva.Te devoré sin pausa ni demora, mientras tu aliento poco a poco se perdía.

Rogaste, lloraste, temblaste en mis manos, tu voz un eco entre gritos lejanos.Mis dientes rompían tu frágil figura, y en cada mordisco sentí mi tortura.

Te amé como el lobo ama al cordero, como el león ansía el sabor verdadero.No fue la crueldad, sino el deseo infeliz, que me llevó a buscarte en un rojo matiz.

Carne de cordero, sangre de gazela, suave y pura, pero efímera y bella. Tu fragilidad fue mi dulce condena, mi amor voraz, tu única cadena.

Tu sangre corría, ardiente y divina, formando un río que al suelo se inclina. Te desgarré con pasión desmedida, hasta que tu vida quedó consumida.

Ahora yaces, un recuerdo marcado, en mis labios, el sabor de lo amado.Un amor tan cruel como verdadero, tan efímero como eterno en mi fuego.

Carne de cordero, sangre de gazela, la pureza perdida, la pasión que envenena. No sé si fui lobo o solo un amante, pero tu muerte me ata a ti para siempre.

I need more people to be fucked up over body hair like beards sure fine whatever but BODY HAIR

Especially pits like I’m not crazy IM NOT CRAZY

Dave’s pretty clean but like 😩

I love body hair when it’s all sweaty and 🥺

baby axl