Slashers: Belly Bulge Headcanons

𓈒ㅤׂ 𝜗𝜚 no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride. 𓈒ㅤׂ 𝜗𝜚

Honestly not surprised in the slightest

(Schlatts bdsm quiz results from sdp Patreon)

the man you are..

this pic tho

LOOK AT THIS CUTIE PIE!! Sitting at his piano, reminds me of smutty stuff honestly. OKAY, WAIT, HEAR ME OUT. Axl fingering you while at the piano. 🤭😏 like, during a rehearsal and you're just there with him, sitting on his lap, and he slides your panties to the side and licks his fingers and Just UH, just rubs your kitty and making your legs twitch AHGH... and then he starts slow by using one finger and then adds another one 😫

Y'all I just bought an eight inch dildo and that shit is SO GOOOOD I felt it in MY GUTS

Is it too much to ask? I just need a piece of this man (that dick), I want him to take care of me (rearrange my guts), to buy me gifts (fuck me senseless), for him to take me out on dates (to suck that dick til it falls), I want to feel his voice whispering in my ear (for him to eat my pussy), to cuddle me at night (to feel his fingers deep in my coochie) and for him to love and cherish me (to make me swallow all of his kids and birth them)

Is it really too much to ask?