I Don't Usually Take Good Care Of Myself But When I Have A Shit Day I Take Extra Care Of Myself.

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

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if you have a popular post on this site inevitably people will tag it with something like “croggles to bringles when they lost the ploogie in ep 10” and it rules. i have no idea what you’re talking about but you’re right this IS so croggles to bringles when they lost the ploogie in episode 10.

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People seriously underestimate the long term effects of constant loneliness

"why are you so weird?" Idk, maybe because being completely isolated while growing up has destroyed my brain and now I'm nothing more than a human-mimicking creature that bases all of my actions on what I think is normal human behavior rather than just doing things naturally

Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

If you see this I want you to have a nice day. Play your favorite song and dance just for yourself.

Not enough time to take a bath too much time to sit and do nothing

I accidentally fixed my sleep schedule, how the fuck?