If She's Your Girl Why Is She Peeling Me Like A Babybel And Molding The Wax Into A Tiny Animal

if they put me in a big pot of soup i would be fine.

Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

Frog.

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

SPROUTFIGHT!!

I never post my actual art on here, but i figured i might as well, yknow, start doing that. when one of the themes of sproutfight is Wisteria and you have a character *named* Wisteria, you are legally obligated to draw them, i dont make the rules

(Challenge Context and Close-Ups under the cut)

^^context

please don't reblog this post a devilish temptress tricked me into making it and she placed a hex upon it so that every reblog removes a molecule from my body

pass the olive garden breadstick to your followers 

Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates