Latest Posts by onemartiniontherocks - Page 7
I can’t believe I actually lived though the full transition from VHS to DVD. Like there are people alive who have never seen a VHS tape….I remember when we were still tryna figure out how the fuck they got a full movie onto a cd.
Me: don't talk to me when I'm reading
Someone: but you're always reading
Me: exactly
my biggest pet peeve is when I call a boy pretty and about six people have their necks swivel all the way around on their shoulders exorcist style just to tell me that boys aren’t pretty they’re handsome
If you think about it, that’s kinda the plot of the movie.
what is vore
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Emoji Spell to boost the health of your pet or pets! [focus on ur lil cutie(s)]
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Dear Urban Fantasy fandom,
What I would like to see more of in urban fantasy writing:
- More werecreatures besides werewolves, ie. werebears, werecats, werebirds, etc.
- Transformations for werecreatures that vary from person to person, ie. one person’s might be extremely violent while the other sort of just melds into it
- Werecreatures who have different behaviors while transformed besides “KILL EVERYTHING”
- Werecreatures who don’t have this messed up canon where there can’t be any females, or they can’t give birth, or they’re extremely violent, yadda yadda yadda
- Werecreature loners who were forced to be loners by circumstance rather than chose it and are actually looking for or to form a new pack
- More packs with werecreatures that are positive, supporting places
- Werecreatures with “transformation night” packs so they’re ready for whatever
- People who are friends with werecreatures who knows what’s up and try to help them through the night if they need it
- Werecreatures who are totally cool being werecreatures
- Vampires who are sensitive about their age
- Vampires who aren’t the most beautiful creatures ever to behold in existence UGH
- Vampires with acquired tastes to different blood
- Vampires with different skintones in their own variations of pale
- Vampires who don’t give a flying fatooty about history and are rather annoyed when people start to ask them questions like they should know
- Vampires who can transform into more than just bats
- Vampires who are endlessly frustrated they can’t get drunk but they try anyway
- Vampires who still wear the styles from, like, 20 years ago (70’s vampire guys!)
- Vampires who won’t drink blood without consent
- Vampires that still look like children but are actually well over 200 and swear like sailors
- Vampires in broods
- Vampires who are total geeks and have memorized every line of every Star Trek (or insert your own) movie and quotes them all the time
- Vampires who are totally cool being vampires
- Witches who can’t afford fancy glass vials so they use milk jugs or tupperware
- Witches who make more potions besides liquidy ones, ie. some are really thick and grainy, others slimy, etc
- Witches who specialize in a certain craft, ie. potions, divination, thaumaturgy, etc
- Mass-produced witch items you can find in grocery stores and other witches complaining about how they’re not as powerful as homemade
- More familiars besides cats
- More magical focuses besides wands, ie. a pocketwatch, a favorite old coin, a keychain, etc
- Witches with planters on their windowsill
- Witch magic developing at different times for different people, ie. at birth, puberty, a random age for no reason, etc
- Witches having to LEARN how to use magic properly, not knowing how to do it instantly
- Witch support groups for people having trouble controlling or even using magic
- Wizards who classify as witches and witches who classify as wizards and wizards and witches classifying as neither because that’s who they are
- Witches who summon monsters or demons just to chill or hang out and the monsters and demons are totally chill with it
- Witches who are totally cool being witches
- Other supernatural/mythological creatures besides the regular ones
- Lamias, kelpies, selkies, pischacha, jarita, chimera, xiāo, kui, yōkai, aswang, etc, etc, ETC
- A supernatural society that isn’t hidden from human society and even if they have problems they work together
- Supernatural creatures who run for political office
- Supernatural creatures working as baristas
- Supernaturals creatures who live in specific neighborhoods and identify with different races, classes, religions, etc.
- Supernatural creatures in gangs
- Romances between supernatural creatures, other supernatural creatures, and humans being A-OK and healthy and wonderful
- Romances beyond straight romances
And so much more! Please, guys, we need more variations! We can’t get stuck in an ocean of stale, overused urban fantasy stories! We need to improve upon the genre!
If you have any more ideas, please add on! :)
A song of ice and coffee
never forget that in ddd when riku was reaching for sora in traverse town when everything was being explained, he was reaching for his cheek
Some soriku fluff I drew on v-day, these two slay me.
https://www.patreon.com/twofancyowls for more sketches and art!
Hi I’m Canary and I can’t diversify my shipping portfolio worth a darn. More soriku hug-cuddling. I’m sure you’re all very shocked.
Botswana agate is sometimes called the “change stone” because of its mystical property of helping one handle change in a positive way. It’s said to gently help one make transitions of any kind in a way that change is not as difficult or painful as could be without it; it is a comforting stone. Relief from depression and/or grief is another metaphysical energy it. It is said to help us focus on solutions instead of problems, and thereby increases creativity, and increasing the power of intuition.
The Wiccan’s Glossary
things I'm good at
- going to bed at a normal time and staying awake for 3 more hours - replaying scenes of past events in my head and overthinking them - buying even more books although I have a huge stack of unread ones - procrastinating. everything.
How I wanted the first lines of my story to be: serious, poetic, something to look back on and slap your forehead at because of the hidden foreshadowing
The actual first lines of my story:
