Ok So Guys So Turns Out

hate getting so close to peeing myself then that feeling just randomly washes away. HOW AM I EDGEING MYSELF??

Okay but hear me out....small dicks pissing. A man standing at a urinal, desperate to pee, trying to pull his micro penis out. But his penis is so small that the tip barely even pokes out of his zipper. His boxers already damp from a few drips, he spurts a little and wets the crotch of his jeans. He tries to get closer to the urinal, thrusting into the basin, pulling on his junk, desperately to make his pathetic pecker bigger to aim into the drain. The man losing control, his bladder emptying against his will and soaking his jeans, standing directly in front of the urinal but unable to use it because of how tiny his cock is. Couldn't get something as sma as his dicklette to aim or make a strong stream... couldn't save himself the humiliation of wetting his pants in the men's room, acutely aware of the other men around him...and their thick hoses.

having a piss kink and being neurodivergent is so funny cuz like

I get wildly horny way before my brain registers the need to piss

like oh yeah that's why I've been humping my chair like a dog for the past hour, my bladder's full

i love watching squirming and pee dancing. especially pee dancing, even if it's super subtle and they're just shifting their weight from foot to foot. fuck, especially if it's subtle, they don't want me to know their bladder is full but it is and they're hoping they can disguise it until we get back somewhere they can pee, instead of embarrassing themself by admitting how bad their need is. trying to play it casual but they have to go so bad, and i know they're desperate because i know what their subtle weight-shifting means but don't let on that i know.

Nintendo just announced HD Rumble that will make Switch 2 joycons feel like they're twitching and leaking in your hand

omo idea that’s been on my mind a lot lately is like. when someone’s past the point of no return and they’re leaking a ton… but they manage to get control back just enough to hold for longer

so there’s some prominent wetness on their pants to the point that they’ve already basically had an accident, but there’s still no bathroom nearby/a long line/some reason to wait/etc!! and there’s still soooo much inside them, they’re squirming and dancing and trying desperately to keep the rest in, but their pants are already wet… so like, they’re basically prolonging their suffering for no reason

like they have too much pride to just give in and fully pee their pants but the visible damage has already been done

does this make any sense? dhfkfjdhdf

watching a guy squirm around desperately trying not to piss himself is one of my favorite things on earth

Manspreading is only allowed when the man is desperate to piss and I'm forcing his legs apart so he can't use his thighs to clench back his pee

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