A Pretty Detective Staying Up Late Mulling Over A Cold Case At His Desk Whilst Doing His Absolute Damndest

God, is there anything hotter than a normally reserved, logical character concerned with appearing orderly and neat start squirming and grabbing their penis when succumbing to a full bladder?

Losing the control they so desperately cling to in their everyday life. Being forced to show vulnerability for once. Being reminded that they are still just human with bodily needs.

Hey darling, what’s the problem? What’s making you blush like that? Ooh, you need to go potty? How much? 8/10, mhm? You’re such a good boy, holding all of that. What did you say? If you can go now? Of course not darling. Oooh, it’s getting worse? You’re leaking now, I can see that wet patch in the middle of your legs. Come here, let’s cuddle a bit. You’re so comfy now, so relaxed, what a good boy. You can go now, darling. Where are you trying to go? You can go potty here. Don’t be shy, I know how desperate you are, you’re bladder must be swollen and tired, let it rest. I feel the first drops, I know you can’t hold it anymore, don’t be shy, release all of it. Good boy…

Twitter keeps shitting the bed when I'm trying to watch men in suits pissing themselves 😭

Be the person who increases the number of omo fics for your favorite character!

UGHH WHERE are all the good gifs of MEN PISSING THEMSELVES?? Every time I see a video or gif it’s a woman! Nothing wrong with that but I wanna know where the men are at… can’t men piss themselves too? Feels kinda sexist ngl/J LMAO

Anyways.. DEFINITELY don’t post videos or gifs of yourself having an accident if you’re a man, and DEFINITELY don’t reblog this post with gifs and videos of men pissing themselves… that would be SO not hot asf at ALL!! *WINK* *WINK*

This but she pees in your lap and wets your clothes

Need someone to fuck me in the ass for the first time while I have a full bladder. Bend me over the bed or a table so it's pressing right against my bulging bladder and slowly stretch me open. Fuck me slowly at first and then harder until I can't take the pressure, and I'm letting out spurts of piss with each trust.

when they piss so hard/long you can hear the hiss. you agree

omo idea that’s been on my mind a lot lately is like. when someone’s past the point of no return and they’re leaking a ton… but they manage to get control back just enough to hold for longer

so there’s some prominent wetness on their pants to the point that they’ve already basically had an accident, but there’s still no bathroom nearby/a long line/some reason to wait/etc!! and there’s still soooo much inside them, they’re squirming and dancing and trying desperately to keep the rest in, but their pants are already wet… so like, they’re basically prolonging their suffering for no reason

like they have too much pride to just give in and fully pee their pants but the visible damage has already been done

does this make any sense? dhfkfjdhdf