“happy Endings” This “sad Endings” That– You Can Debate The Relative Merits Of Each Till Your

Someone: *compliments my writing*

Me, trying to hide my imposter syndrome with humor and failing miserably:

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

my only two moods ever are tenderness and hysteria

Yes I have a horrible crush on Merula, sue me

me writing dialogue: “what is man but a vessel through which a higher entity may see? what is his purpose? must he find a purpose? we are but stardust; the universe comprehending itself.”

me writing action: they ran real fast from the bad men aand legs hurty

if you dont reblog this youre straight

i do have a writing style and it is called “i am gay, have access to a keyboard and the internet, and i intend to make that everyone else’s problem”