THIS IS THE BEST FUCKIN THING EVER I JUST READ THAT ENTIRE FUCKIN FIC IN TEN MINUTES BC IT WAS SO GOOD!

Your Pansy has me LIVING, and Im not talking abt you Draco, also I love the innuendos, and Blaise is just /////

The silver trio should get renamed the bad flirts trio bc clearly some of them have troubles 😂😂😂 and Ace!Ron is OMG YES

Anywayssss, I love your fic, it is super funny and cute and adorable and please continue it

I think we’re all gay (and Draco fucked up) - donnarafiki - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary:

Hermione makes a group chat for homework purposes, but as it turns out just having teenage banter with each other is a lot more fun

Exerpt:

Pansy Parkinson: What use is nailing someone to a tree? If you’re going with human sacrifice at least do it properly and pickle his balls

Hermione Granger: What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Harry Potter: I would love to pickle your balls @DracoMalfoy

Ronald Weasley: MY EYES! MY EYES!

Seamus Finnigan: OMG @HarryPotter TMI

Draco Malfoy: I find it very offensive that @HarryPotter wants to use me as human sacrifice and the only thing you people notice is the slight innuendo

Blaise Zabini: Slight innuendo my arse, @HarryPotter wants to hide your faggots

Draco Malfoy: What on earth is that supposed to mean?

Blaise Zabini is typing…

Hermione Granger: DON’T YOU DARE EXPLAIN THAT OR I WILL BE PICKLING YOUR BALLS TONIGHT ZABINI

I meant faggots as innuendo, since there is a meat ball type/brand called faggot in Great Brittain and I use that a lot. Please don’t murder me

Someone really went out there and wrote the thing

A fake marriage between two best friends because they need money? SIGN ME UP.

I only read the first four chapters, so I don’t really know how the story will unfold, but I’m definitely buying the book. I can’t believe a book was written specially for me.

btw the book is called Marriage of Unconvenience by Chelsea M. Cameron.

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7 years ago

Re-blog if you are soft and like to be cuddled

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4 years ago

I was at Hogwarts and someone had been posting pictures of the cartoon snake that says “pwease no steppy” all over the Slytherin common room.

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Christian Couple Prepares to Open First U.S. Home for Sex-Trafficked Boys

Chris and Anna Smith, who are poised to open the first safe house in the United States for sex trafficked boys, didn’t set out to be trailblazers. They founded their Christian ministry, Restore One, in 2012, hoping to open a facility for girls in ...

First Home in the U.S. specifically for sex-trafficked boys is set to open in late 2016. Of course neighbors pulled a stink and tried to get the house shut down before it even opened.

The founders are still trying to take donations to help cover maintenance costs. You can find more information about this ministry and donate here.

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