Don't Worry He's Fine And Got Patched Up! Beside The Fact He's Grumpy That He Lose His Legs (he Have

Abort. I'm fine now gang... sorry. Account is fine. We stay here

More posts when I feel like it but I'm okay

I'm really glad you do so! Here's bonus one:

Someone was telling me that Wilson looks like sweeny tod. Which yeah, i know, i posted about it before. BUT THEN they go as far as to say that fucking SPAMTON looks like WILSON, which in turn would mean SPAMTON LOOKS LIKE SWEENY TOD ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Pre-JHC Spamton is called "Sol" instead of Helios

Same meaning but it's to avoid some confusing. Here's a draft of him before I finish my blog

He's really angry man who's 100 cm aka 3'3

As a rule of thumb, don't reblog donation posts or people asking for donations unless they've been vetted and reblogged by Palestinian bloggers. We usually go to lengths to verify this shit because we know scammers have been faking to get people to send them money, using the urgency of our genocide as bait.

It's disgusting this is what we're dealing with, but people are losing money because of some truly evil people out there.

Accounts don't just randomly spring up on tumblr without gofundmes while asking for someone to help them create a campaign. Fuck out of here with that shit.

get this sexy bad legs an anti-material rifle

i think if spamton ever became a party member they should just put full stops on all the fantasy weapons and give him a hyperrealistic gun

Ft. Hux (also his Wife(tm))

Hi gang I'm posting again but this time it's just exclusively about Kylo Ren(d) from Star Wars rewrite (to legends degree) that me and @flydinom made together (they made cannon-adjacent Hux).

Any Kylo Ren girlies here please his personality is nothing like in cannon. I changed him so much he's my own blorgo at this point. But I hope you enjoy his tormented soul. Btw nothing personal but Reylo shippers you can block me.

Note: I forgot his moles in earlier pieces

Bonus: tits below

He's man-made horrors of his own guilt and shame

[[Sweet horror]] and many more!

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My headcanon is just shoving body horror onto it ghghgh

also warning: it may disturbing to some of you!!!

Spamton have eye-mouths! The two eyeballs he have in his pocket (or carry around) is just collection. He have collection of all kind of eyes. He never have his own eyes so he think they're really neat!

He still can "see" just fine. Don't worry!

Pipis are egg-like larvae that will pupae into a mimic of their current caretaker. To identify the caretaker. It need long physical contract with the caretaker. If it left alone for too long, it will not pupae into anything.

Parasites is a creature both exist in lightner and darkner world. They're, well, not hostile. But they're in need of host to move around properly. And to live ( normally they can't speak and function most of the time beside trying to find a nearby host ). They're barely noticeable in normal surrounding (like the town and first dark world) but they're more visible in Cyber City. But they managed to camouflage into wire / robot-like.

There's currently two type of parasites (so far): the orb and the beak.

The orb is more docile parasite, when they choose their host at least. They rather choose dead host like corpse or inanimate object. Current known orb parasites is: Seam and Jevil

(Host for Seam is patched up taxidermy cat. The tendrils mimic wool strings and the orb *tried* to mimic button)

(Host for Jevil is a ceramic doll. The texture on the orb is similar to ceramic even on the clothes. )

The beak is similar to orb beside the fact that they look like beak. They perfer living host. They're still docile but they're extremely harmful to their host. Imagine having your will strip away and only time you can do anything on your on (via screaming) is when they decided to open their mouth little too wide. If the parasite ever leave the host, the host will fall in permanent paralysis until the parasite return. You basically become puppet.

Current known beak parasites is: Swatch, Swatchlings and Tarques Manager.

(Host for Swatch and Swatchlings are partly mutated since the feathers and bird-like features isn't in original unmutate humanoid host)

(Host for Tarques Manager is decapitated humanoid host with robot body part. The tendrils mimic a wired and horns is mimic an ear)

The Queen is aware that Swatch and Swatchlings is parasite but choose to tolerate them since their service is pretty dandy. That goes for Tarques Manager too.

Spamton, who isn't parasite, is also tolerate by The Queen though she would bad-mouth him on occasional because he's not robot and she's also one of people that got weirded out by him.

Swatch and Spamton got along okay though. But Spamton doesn't dig in any deeper terms and just stay as platonic homie who would hear Spamton talking about nonsense. Imagine someone suddenly talking about ancient aliens after one shot of whiskey. That's how Swatch feel about him.

Now changed timeline because I have a bit more clear picture. Spamton decided to turn into garbage man / pre-JHC Spamton because he caught sneaking into mansion + stealing important stuff and Queen basically order Swatchling to take him out and dip him in acid lake like Oreo. Now he's partly unhinged but nothing too bad. Just sorta isolated himself for awhile before he found Jekyll and you know the gick. Become big shot and stay in mansion. And also alienated by almost everyone. All of that happened in span of several years ( the JHC Spamton exist for few months. The reason he can't use his wings because he don't really know how to fly and barely use it).

Gordon is given name by Jekyll after he show Spamton how Jekyll got his name from so I'll pretend these two father n son play Half-Life series and Spamton liked how Gordon sound.

After the ending of Deltarune chapter 2, Spamton actually don't change like other characters since he's full fleshy 250 cm tall dude. So now Spamton either lurk in Dark World own by Ralsei or occasionally roaming the town and become cryptic figure. And he still gonna sell weird shits to those people at 3 am yeah.

Oh and he occasionally hop into realities and visit The Crew. Though he perfer to work from the world he's familiar with :)

Manage to make few friends too! Though tjat s just Spamton from other reality:

Tiny, extremely tiny

I'm sorry I been gone for days I spaced out alot and haven't finish my other (extremely long) blog yet!! Have Spamton B(iscuit) Spamton! Belong to @vuk000

We have alot of talks about these these two relationships and I hope they show y'all about it too!

this tiny Spamton from (literal) pocket dimension become a pal with Helios / JHC Spamton. Somehow ignore the horror mortal's can barely proceed

I know it's not as bad as that time where the wiki team immediately labelled him as "romantically interested in Amy" just cause he's old and a man ( he's just being manipulative to the core)

But holy shit just call him demon or like, "high ranking demon" WHY YOU DIAGNOSED HIM WITH ALPHA

"WHAT LONELY [[SOUL]] LIKE YOU DOING HERE IN [[SATURDAY NIGHT]]?"

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a full body of JHC Spamton if anyone wish to draw him!! Or just for myself in general because I keep forgetting the color of his tie :(

funky facts:

He's 250 cm / 8 ft 2 in. (I changed fit fom 170 cm because I thought he literally stole someone legs. Or that legs used to be from someone else but now Spamton fused with it)

He still hanging around garbage zone. It's calmer there. And he still speak the same if you encounter him. Exception being [hyperlink blocked] sound like he's unintentionally mocking you or aggresive compressed scream (in angry happy way).

NPCs said he rarely come to his mansion and rather go off to some obscure place.

He definitely kick people he don't like with his heels.

Is he insane? Yeah, unhinged for sure but mostly because of influence of knowing that there's [[endless posibilites]]

I base him off Bayonetta's body a bit, mostly for that sexy legs

Would be kinda funny if Kris commented how he's so well-dressed for someone who "live in garbage can", he just simply answered that he stole the clothes. Which is kinda true.

Kris can probably fight him in normal state.

Can he join the party? Would be fun but he's GIANT and he rather go back selling wacky stuff that probably not even from this reality!

His blood taste like monster energy drink despite it having the same property as coolant.

His wings blends in with his clothes!

This is where you fight him in alleyway and he just accidentally use his wings to block your attack (if you attack him and bring him to half health in first place)

Since he's fleshy abomination (affectionate) and unhinged, people kinda put off / weirded out by him

Fortunately for everyone, he's friendly and don't really want to get into a mess.

He drink shit tons of booze and acid battery. He's okay don't worry!

He sometime invited Addisons to hang out even though they're weirded out by him. He just trying to retain some connection with his old friends. A bit desperate when you're alienated by people.

Anyway here's him being lovely thing:

Side note: @me if you done any stuff for me