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I WON MY FIRST 100x BATTLE!!!

Viewed from above, the head of a white sturgeon looks like that of a giraffe or a mythical dragon. This species of sturgeon is North America's largest freshwater fish.

https://earthlymission.com/125-year-old-lake-sturgeon-largest-ever-caught-in-usa-oldest-fish-ever-caught

I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!!! At work they keep calling them lake sturgeon and it’s INFURIATING!!! I keep asking them to test them or change how they’re listed or SOMETHING but they INSIST they’re lake sturgeon

WHITE STURGEON??

I do believe so

@superiorsturgeon is better than me at fish id tho so forgive me for summoning the professor

In case any of you here also use X/Twitter.

new fear response just dropped. instead of just fight, flight, fawn, and freeze, you can also fhrow up

This is the highest compliment I could receive on my art

Hey graves lovers he’s in the mwiii shop if you don’t have him already

Source: @emmsiplier almost killed themself once they noticed

Trick or THREAT

THREAT

Okay so I need to reblog because I HAVE to share this story

But when I was in Socorro, one night the chef cooked pasta salad. I’m a picky eater with texture issues, and the crew knew this. I had only been really eating bread for dinner up until this point, and I LOVE pasta. I was super excited!!

They had rotini, which I love, penne, which I hate, and what looked to be spaghetti, which I also love. The crew hostess, a lovely woman named Anie, said that there was still pasta left that was completely plain. Garnish free. Which is the only kind of pasta I eat. I thanked her endlessly, she just needed to know what kind I wanted

I went for rotini, only for her to tell me that there was none left. That’s fine, I could take the spaghetti. I took my seat at the dining booth and she gave me my plate of spaghetti

Only it wasn’t spaghetti

You know how spaghetti is cylindrical? When you look at an uncooked strand from above, it’s a circle. It was NOT CIRCLE SHAPED!! It was shaped like an X?? It was tubular like spaghetti, and yet it wasn’t. Circular?

I cannot find the name of this noodle to save my LIFE. I didn’t even notice it at first, instead just slurping it in my mouth. Yeah. I ate bread that night

curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

so i just learned that people fucking dove inside a god damn iceberg and good to know that even for cave divers, who in my opinion are already a special kind of unhinged, and i say that with all affection, there are people even more unhinged than that