When Ur Mutuals W/ Some Cool Ass People Rb If U Agree

*Telepathically projects my period cramps onto you.*

*OEHAHAHHHNNNGGGGG*

Damn wizards....

i made a list while i was hiking apparently

Oh, to be a non-sapient creature that doesn’t have to drive or pay taxes or reply to emails

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

i actually think it's criminal that i have not yet seen a single opossum post in this "with mama" trend. they carry their babies on their backs!

let's explore with mama

"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer