Robert Sean Leonard At The Premiere Of Much Ado About Nothing In Westwood, California On May 10, 1993.

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur

My favorite genre of image is plushies getting grabbed by hawks

the tim drake experience

Yeah, English is weird. But it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though

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Phwoah dads, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of these two lovely Elvii, @emo-presley and @gay-elvis. These Elvii found each other through the magic of tumblr and came together to adopt their child @catgirl-presley , who is the flower girl in today’s ceremony, phummina phummina. May this family bond withstand all the troubles that come their way, athankyouverymuch.

I now pronounce you, platonically married *sexy end screen dance*