I Am Nooooot Locked The Fuck In. Im Locked The Fuck Out. Call The Locksmith

Boss makes a dollar, we make a dime, that’s why we organize on company time, hummina hummina

Me: man that was easy

Lemon:...how easy?

Hey don't cry. You exist at the same time as the elvisverse. Everything will be okay

An eastern cottontail. Bunny!!

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

You should draw more cock

Free cock? In this economy?

lmao shuld i hav my Grindr date meet me at the White House?

can you make a stamp

As it turns out, the mystery basement surprise was just Asbestos. Sad!