It's Always "Woah Mama" But Never "How's Mama?"

Grover and his kitten 

I just learned how to feel empathy.

For those of you how don't know about empathy, it's this really nifty skill where someone feels a certain emotion, and you're able to understand and share that emotion with them.

It can be unpleasant sometimes, but it can really come in handy when trying to reach out to potential voters and let them know that you care about their troubles and their needs.

Was humanity a fucking mistake?

ahhhhhhhh

Hey Elvis do I have your permission to recreate the entirety of your life in the tomodachi life sequel, each Islander 1 year of your life up until death, and even beyond that into grossly decaying forms that still walk and talk like the perception the public has of you because facing the reality that you died is too much too bear?

........

Been getting really into orange juice lately

"streak"

Any day now