Beyblade Heavyweight Division

lmao shuld i hav my Grindr date meet me at the White House?

inspired by something a buddy of mine said in call

bitches love me for my excitement over the littlest bits of nature in my daily life

oh no oh no oh no

i had too much caffeine, im experiencing the Waking Nightmare again

TERROR TERROR TERROR TERROR TERROR TERROR TERROR TERROR TERROR TERROR

BOYS NIGHT, 15th March, Senate! bring your own booze! remember what happens in the senate stays in the senate ;). BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT

CHICKEN JOCKEYY 🗣️🐔❗

Chicken jockey!

Official Timeline

1935: Elvis is born

1943: Elvis meets Vriska Serket (his archnemisis)

1958-1960: Elvis serves in The War (unspecified)

1977: Elvis gets lost in the desert. The Las Vegas government fakes his death to cover up his disappearance

1979: Elvis starts eating beetles and lizards

1989: Elvis eats Paul McCartney

2005: Elvis is trapped in The Orb by the Evil Wizard Saruman

2025: Elvis finds Las Vegas and starts a [tumblr]. He has yet to leave Vegas (no matter how hard he tries)

(All of Elvis's normal life happened intermittently)