Steph Wip

"This is a 24 carat ring" how did you fit 24 carrots in that ring?? That's insane

drew myself and the guy im seeing as a chimp and a gorilla. What do you think that means

mmm oh I can't think about that or I'll die

The swarm grows more restless by the day, very soon the last of us will cease our slumber, we grow hungry

the flesh of the treacherous one shale sate us.

if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun

*Telepathically projects my period cramps onto you.*

*OEHAHAHHHNNNGGGGG*

Damn wizards....

Oh, to be a non-sapient creature that doesn’t have to drive or pay taxes or reply to emails

Stolen from reddit kjjjj

bitches love me for my excitement over the littlest bits of nature in my daily life

Hey Elvis do I have your permission to recreate the entirety of your life in the tomodachi life sequel, each Islander 1 year of your life up until death, and even beyond that into grossly decaying forms that still walk and talk like the perception the public has of you because facing the reality that you died is too much too bear?

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