Oh-possumz

what would you do if you got stuck in a timeloop?

Woah mama I'm in the timeloop

Woah mama I'm in the timeloop

Woah mama I'm in the timeloop

Woah mama I'm in the timeloop

Woah mama I'm in the timeloop

Woah mama I'm in the timeloop

Woah mama I'm in the timeloop

from 'signspotting,' a collection of humorous and poetic signs, 2005.

If your husband actually signs the divorce papers you gave him you might just need to start an apocalypse about it…

Divorce Era Jayvik, my beloved, my dearest…

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

Yeah, English is weird. But it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

Any day now

Me: man that was easy

Lemon:...how easy?