Do You Think He’s Capable Of Love Even Though He’s From New Jersey

sans undertale

Woah mama you're gonna have a bad time

Tiny alien gets a pet

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

Official Timeline

1935: Elvis is born

1943: Elvis meets Vriska Serket (his archnemisis)

1958-1960: Elvis serves in The War (unspecified)

1977: Elvis gets lost in the desert. The Las Vegas government fakes his death to cover up his disappearance

1979: Elvis starts eating beetles and lizards

1989: Elvis eats Paul McCartney

2005: Elvis is trapped in The Orb by the Evil Wizard Saruman

2025: Elvis finds Las Vegas and starts a [tumblr]. He has yet to leave Vegas (no matter how hard he tries)

(All of Elvis's normal life happened intermittently)

i don’t write fanfics i literally just repost them and sob my eyes out.

If your husband actually signs the divorce papers you gave him you might just need to start an apocalypse about it…

Divorce Era Jayvik, my beloved, my dearest…

what would you do if you got stuck in a timeloop?

Woah mama I'm in the timeloop

Woah mama I'm in the timeloop

Woah mama I'm in the timeloop

Woah mama I'm in the timeloop

Woah mama I'm in the timeloop

Woah mama I'm in the timeloop

Woah mama I'm in the timeloop

BOYS NIGHT, 15th March, Senate! bring your own booze! remember what happens in the senate stays in the senate ;). BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT