Oh-hi-zanna - Zanna

its a hard life sharing a podium with Max and Charles

fixed it 😌

actually the timeline of riverdale is everything. riverdale was founded in the 1940s, but riverdale also existed as a town in 1890. jason and cheryl are twins but jason is a senior while cheryl is a sophomore. the coopers and blossoms became separate families in very recent history but there is an existing line of coopers in the 1800s. the witch trails also existed in the 1800s. archie was born in 1995 but is the same age as jughead, who was born in 2001. the lodge family didn't exist until hiram decided to change his name in high school and invent them, making him the oldest lodge ancestor. fp joined the serpents to escape his dad, but his dad is also a serpent, but his dad is also a simple writer holed up in the woods. the smith family is from the south side but also no theyre not. wwi happened recently enough that archie was able to fight in the trenches after graduating high school. the thornhill we see in season six is the same one the blossoms were living in during the 1800s, but cheryl also burned it down and rebuilt it junior year. seven years have passed since their highschool graduation in either 2019 or 2020 but the current year is 2021. and that's barely even scratching the surface.

screaming, crying, throwing up

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The silliest of them all