The “affirmations” The Official Shark Week Instagram Posted Are Really Funny. Like Yeah Mecore Tbh

i am so obsessed with joseph kavinsky

i want to shake him until he bites me

now it's actually day four of lestappen week lets have a moment of silence for the high school teachers au i was going to write where max and charles kind of hate each other but also never really interact much because they teach fastly different subjects but then get roped into chaperoning a school trip to paris where they spend five days bonding over the horrors of having to watch over a group of hyped up sugar high teenagers and then slowly fall in love

it got scrapped because i didn't have time but like. gone but never forgotten and all that

"commander of the blue stripes" what blue stripes? the gay pride flag?

"You can't hold a flame in your hands."

Ghosts by Katherine Blower

are you really an ex f1 driver if you don’t frolic in a meadow with the bees occasionally??

cdpr is so wrong for giving us an empress ending but not an ending where ciri can kick off a violent revolution against her piece of shit sperm donor. this is also because having him usurped is objectively one of the funniest things she could do

here’s the doodles of the night- they’re so far from finished BUT THATS OK!!!!!!!!!!

Swiss will always be my fav to draw- and idk if my kinda colored stuff or sketches like this look better 😔💀sorry it’s not much ILY

i don't know if there is a single fandom for whom i have more admiration than the inception girlies. like damn. the main ship has literally 2:23 seconds of screen time together (and that's including times they aren't actually interacting, one is simply mentioning the other) and i know the fandom is not solely this one ship -- the film itself is basically custom build for fandom in terms of the potential world building and development of characters who are mostly composed of clever inferences and powered by charismatic performance -- but still. 2 minutes 23 seconds from a film that came out 13 years ago and the fandom (while obviously smaller/less active than it's peak era) is still going strong. you guys are indestructible gremlins of creativity, god-tier meta, and (fittingly for a fandom that arguably originated in a livejournal kink meme) deeply deeply horny. i respect and fear you all.

charles moving his own and max's name at the same time in the newest grill the grid... he's up to date on his lestappen "16 days apart" lore u guys