[wakes up in a cold sweat] Jenny (I wanna ruin our friendship) is a Jayvik song
Listen do I care about Roche? Not really. But it's fun to see other people put him in Situations. Y'all are so valid. Go towel boy go.
Tobias really went “idk man we gotta up the demonic presence” and he was like SAY NO MORE
a single screenshot from a homosexual on Tumblr will make me want to watch a film more than any promo material a media company could ever offer
actually the timeline of riverdale is everything. riverdale was founded in the 1940s, but riverdale also existed as a town in 1890. jason and cheryl are twins but jason is a senior while cheryl is a sophomore. the coopers and blossoms became separate families in very recent history but there is an existing line of coopers in the 1800s. the witch trails also existed in the 1800s. archie was born in 1995 but is the same age as jughead, who was born in 2001. the lodge family didn't exist until hiram decided to change his name in high school and invent them, making him the oldest lodge ancestor. fp joined the serpents to escape his dad, but his dad is also a serpent, but his dad is also a simple writer holed up in the woods. the smith family is from the south side but also no theyre not. wwi happened recently enough that archie was able to fight in the trenches after graduating high school. the thornhill we see in season six is the same one the blossoms were living in during the 1800s, but cheryl also burned it down and rebuilt it junior year. seven years have passed since their highschool graduation in either 2019 or 2020 but the current year is 2021. and that's barely even scratching the surface.
MORE SWISS FOR THE SOUL BABYYYYY
i will never apologize for the sheer amount of swiss content that will be on this acc- NEVER
i want to talk to more people here BUT IDK HOW TO DO IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ur all so cool
Some poor suffering gobs!!
Medieval scribes writing things like “fuck the abbot” (their boss) and “I am so hung over I feel dead” and “that goddamn cat got in here and pissed on the manuscript” and drawing penis monsters and purposefully unflattering portraits of public figures and animals in the marginalia is funny, yes. But more than that it is so deeply quintessentially human. It reminds you that they were largely just frustrated young adults who did an extremely repetitive and tedious job 6 days a week during daylight hours in poor conditions and felt the same malaise young adults feel now.
now it's actually day four of lestappen week lets have a moment of silence for the high school teachers au i was going to write where max and charles kind of hate each other but also never really interact much because they teach fastly different subjects but then get roped into chaperoning a school trip to paris where they spend five days bonding over the horrors of having to watch over a group of hyped up sugar high teenagers and then slowly fall in love
it got scrapped because i didn't have time but like. gone but never forgotten and all that