Mfers Be Like “I’m Not Ready For A Long Term Relationship” Then Watch One Piece, Be Fr

Rubber ducks live in constant envy of their fleshed out counterparts, knowing they are but clumsy replicas of an unattainable goal, pretending the suffocating cage around them is a Great Lake rather than a bathtub

As someone who truly lives in the middle of bumbfuck nowhere, I cannot express how deeply I am disturbed when people are like “I hate living in a small town. The only thing to do is walk around Walmart.” If your town has a Walmart, your small town privileges are revoked. My classmates ride their horses to school.

This is my petition for the universe to let me be Spider-Man. Not for crime fighting purposes, I live in the boonies. I just want my eyes to work and lasik is scary

Aftg is so funny because Neil had so many chances to escape certain death but he just wanted to play stickball so fucking bad

The true test of character if what you do when someone calls for a silly picture

Personally, I burst into tears

Don’t tell anyone but before today I was kind of eh about Renee Rapp because I thought the lyric was “can a gay girl get a nae nae?”

Want something casual as in committed fake dating not a hookup

Sharing my yearning playlist cuz I'm bored

I wanna be your girlfriend - girl in red

Like real people do - Hozier

She - dodie

If I'm being honest - also dodie

Girls - girl in red

Spend some time - tessa violet

Words ain't enough - tessa violet

Sleepover - hayley kyoko

Feelings - hayley

I wanna be missed - HAYLEY

Bad idea - tessa violet

I do adore - mindy gledhill

Crush - tessa violet

I didn't just kiss her - jen foster

Can I call you tonight? - dayglow

Reasons why I like you - abbey glover

Just a friend to you - meghan trainor

Wish you were gay - billie eilish

Wish I knew you - the revivalists

Alrighty Aphrodite - peach pit

I know lots of these aren't even wlw but the pronouns are neutral so who cares

I love when I get all dressed up and do my makeup and someone compliments me. Thanks you have five minutes before I get overstimulated and rip my skin off