Sometimes I See Recent Otasune Art With A Suprising Number Of Notes For How Small The Fandom Is And I

ocelhira was so toxic because it was a blond x blond relationship which we all know are evil and an affront to god. not because of the war crimes. or the deception. or the fucking the same guy. or that time one had the other killed. et cetera.

not which ship you think is the best couple or most canon, vote based on which gives you personally the most brainrot, for whatever reason.

if u want, leave ur answer and reasoning in the tags :3 genuinely want to know ur opinions

i actually debated between calling him “heterosexual” and “allegedly heterosexual” and decided to be a good girl who doesn’t speculate about celebrities’ sexualities, but you’re right, considering his Mads Mikkelsen Feelings and such. i edited the og post to add the word “allegedly”

kojima otasune tweets: they’re basically married :) like johnlock :)

kojima bosselot tweets: [the horniest yaoi you have ever seen a 50something heterosexual man retweet]

the Joy

on the subject of it often being out of character for characters to be having carefully negotiated bdsm sex in smut fics: 90% of metal gear ships are insane toxic yaoi and would definitely be having sex that is neither safe nor sane and only borderline consensual HOWEVER otacon and snavid would be thoroughly negotiating kinks before during and after sex like theyre doing mission briefings on a codec call

obsessed with the fact that the most popular ships in the metal gear fandom are

long term gay couple who got married and adopted a daughter together

insane three to four person toxic yaoi situationship

just noticed that my ask box was closed here! well it’s open now :)