Oh My Fuckung God

when worlds collide

smau non!idol ningning x reader

19. drinking game.

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"You wuss, let’s fight again!"

"Y/n, he’s passed out on the floor." Jimin stared at the tall, dark-haired boy who had passed out after having three shots of vodka.

"Ugh, Soobin’s lame!"

Almost as if he’d heard this insult from the deepest parts of his subconscious, Soon shots up and let’s out a slurred

"Am not!" Before face planting, right back onto the ground. At this point, everyone had been drinking and partying away for a while, and the party seemed to be dying down.

"Since everyone’s looking dead, how about we spice things up? Party games?" Aeri had her usual chipper tone, which was laced with mischief. The plan was to play a game of Never Have I Ever, then lean into Truth or Dare later on. Since Aeri suggested the game, she started off with the questions.

"Ok, let’s get in the circle, kiddos! I’ll go first! Never have I ever dated someone richer than me." No one in the room except Yeonjun took a drink.

"Ugh, as if. I’ll go next. Never have I ever dated someone for less than 2 weeks." Again, no one moved except Yeonjun.

"Never have I ever dated someone, then broke up with them after our English presentation."

"Never have I ever been on the school’s gossip account."

"Never have I ever cheated on my girlfriend." Ok Ningning.

"Never have I ever been over 5’10."

Ok, the questions were getting very obviously targeted. Sure, some of them may count for others, but all of them made Yeonjun take a shot. At this point, he was so wasted that he couldn’t even pick up the glass to take another shot.

"Ok, I’m totally bored. Let’s do truth or dare!"

"I don’t know, ladies, I’m a bi-" Ninging quickly cut off Yeonjun before he got the chance to escape.

"Jimin, truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Ugh, you’re so lame. Well, how was I? My kisses are known for being unforgettable." You wanted nothing more than to tune out the conversation, but it was just a game. Having to get used to Jimin talking about other people at some point, you forced yourself to listen.

"Oh? Fine, I guess. I wasn’t really paying attention. Nice-flavored lip gloss, though."

"Cherry." Ningning smiled, seeming satisfied with her answer.

"It's my turn." Yeonjun’s words were slurred and incorrigible. The plan wasn’t for him to actually ask a question, but just get bombarded with questions. But it’ll probably seem less planned if you all let him. So you played along.

"Ok, go ahead!"

Ok, ok, ok…..Y/n. Truth or dare!" He made a cartoonish horror sound after asking.

"Hm, dare?"

"Okkk, you had a lot of talk on Twitter, huh? Put it into action, mama’s, kiss the Ningster herself." Your eyes went slightly wide; you’d only joked about kissing Ninging?

"Your girlfriend?"

"Yup. Do it." All eyes were on you at this point. I mean, I guess it’s just a game? What harm is there?

"Oh my gosh, don’t look so dramatic; come here." Before you could fully turn around, you were lip to lip with Ningning. Ning ‘Rich Bitch’ Yi Zhuo.

"Cherry." Was all you could get out after you two broke up your kiss. You were slightly red in the face and trying to put together what just happened. You looked at your friend Jimin for reassurance of what had just happened, and she could only offer a slight thumbs up. While Aeri could only hide her giggling face.

"Woah! I love parties!" Said the drunk man.

"Ok, my turn then. Yeonjun, truth or dare." Jimin’s eyes were fixated on Yeonjun, ready to ask her question.

"Truth, I can’t pick dare; I got my lady here."

"How was your kiss with Wonyoung? In high school? " There it was, the million-dollar question of the night. Ever since your conversation with Ningning, it was clear Wonyoung was hiding something. If he hadn’t really gotten together with Giselle, then why would Wonyoung lie? The answer was clear.

"Oh, chick’s got wicked tongue action! Blaming it on Gigi was such a crazy thing to do, though. Guess she couldn't afford to lose my Boo-bear Ningning as a friend. I still feel bad for Giselle. I hope she’s doing okay."

"Yeonjun, I’m right here." Giselle waved her hands in front of his face, but it was clear that he was ready to end this night. Yeonjun laid down in Ningning’s lap and fell asleep.

"At least we got enough information out of him." Said a stunned Jimin.

Ningning could only look down at Yeonjun’s sleeping face. She opened her mouth and let out an anger-filled whisper.

“That fucking cunt. Wonyoung’s going down.”

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(Synopsis) Y/N had never been the type to take life for granted. You grew up with the mindset that if you wanted something, you had to work for it; So getting paired up with the university’s “Rich Bitch” Ning Yi Zhuo for your midterm was the last thing you wanted. Are you willing to step into the world of fame for an A+?

taglist (open): @azraism ; @kimsgayness ; @sewiouslyz ; @winieter ; @llluvbluy ; @i06kkura ; @everydayiloveyves ; @edamboon ; @rdfgfv ; @beawolfbealionbeyou

WHY R PPL SAYING YUJIN IS SHADY OR A BAD FRIEND CUS IM GENUINELY CONFJSED

Omg, I can clarify! Sorry if it gets confusing, but I'll try to explain thoroughly. Basically, she's working in cahoots with Ningning's crew. It's not because she wants to, but you find out in the chapter '7.5 Ah Yujin' that she's being blackmailed.

You find out that Y/N planned to confess to Jimin during their high school graduation party. But Yujin didn't want this to happen because she feared that Jimin would reject Y/n, thus breaking their trio friendship (the trio being Jimin, Yujin, and Y/n's friendship). So to stop Y/n from confessing to Jimin, she enlists the help of Wonyoung and Ningning to stop it from happening (which is why Ningning asks Jimin to kiss her to make Yeonjun jealous in chapter '11.5 Yoo Jimin', it was so that Y/n could see Jimin kissing someone else, thus stopping her confession from happening).

Since Yujin never wants Y/N to find out that she was the cause of Jimin kissing someone else, she becomes indebted to Ningning and helps her with all her dirty work. Including feeding her secret information on Y/n or 'blurting out' Y/n's crush on Jimin.

fire in the belly

chaewon x reader (choose your own adventure!)

➳ Spicy.

You start playing the first couple of chords before you’re halted. You immediately get kicked out of the audition room. Confused, you simply walk home and wallow in defeat.

It isn’t until a man in a tux walks up to you holding a packet, “Y/N? You’re being served.”

Spicy was a Smtown song. You didn’t have the rights to play that song. Smtown is suing you for copyright infringement. After a lengthy trial process, Smtown successfully sued you for $10,000. They ban you from ever airing on tv and blacklist you from the music scene. They do agree to drop the lawsuit if you give up on your love pursuit with Chaewon. It was a weird compromise, but you agreed.

And thus ended your journey toward Chaewon’s heart.

Choose again or Start over?

when worlds collide

smau non!idol ningning x reader

13.5 bathroom meetings.

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Turning off her phone, Jimin sighed in defeat. She knows everyone’s not avoiding her on purpose, but it kind of felt that way. She wasn’t going to have a nice dinner outside, but she didn’t want to lock herself inside on a nice Wednesday night. So she decided on the next best thing.

Let’s trespass on school grounds after hours.

Normal people wouldn’t think to do this, but Jimin was different. She wanted to do nothing more than rebel against her goodie-two-shoes image, so she committed crimes on the low. Not actual illegal ones, just minor crimes like ‘trespassing’ at a school she pays to live in.

Let’s see where to break into first! I could walk into the chemistry lab and mix all of the labels. Yeah, that’s evil enough; let’s do it.

Like I said, they weren’t illegal crimes. Just inconveniences that Jimin thought were ‘evil.’ She didn’t have much experience being a bad kid, so this is as good as she’s going to get.

Before Jimin could step foot into the lab, the sound of crying could be heard in the science department bathrooms. Who could be here at this hour? She knocked softly so as not to startle the clearly distressed individual.

“Get the fuck away; can’t you see it’s occupied?" That voice was distinct. There was none like it. Ningning was in the bathroom, and she was crying?

“….Ning? It’s Jimin, are you okay?”

“I said get AWAY.” Jimin didn’t flinch; she was used to this. She went to high school with Ning, so she wasn’t afraid of her. At the moment, she was just concerned as to why someone as tough as Ningning could be crying alone in a bathroom. Jimin sat down outside the bathroom, back against the metal steel door.

“Hey, If you want to talk, we can. I know you probably don’t want to tell a random stranger about your issues; that’s fine with me. But you know I’m good with a secret. You can talk to me.”

Jimin felt her back slightly fall as the door creaked open.

“I’m not telling you because we’re friends, but I am telling you because I have no one else I can trust.” Ningning’s words sounded rude as usual, but her sorrowful tone from crying was heard. It made Jimin’s heart ping; no one deserved to feel how Ningning felt at this moment.

“The stupid gossip site posted. Your little friend and my ex-bitch are besties now. What the fuck, man. What did I do to deserve this? I’m the one who got cheated on. So why does everyone feel bad for Giselle?” She began tearing up even more. Jimin had been bewildered by the fact that Y/N was hanging out with Giselle. Why had she lied to her? They had mentioned it was a friend Jimin didn’t know, but that clearly wasn’t the case. Nonetheless, she’d focus on that later. All Jimin’s attention is on Ningning now.

“No way is Ning Yi Zhuo letting two freaks get the better of her.”

Sorry Y/n.

“The same Ning Yi Zhuo who got our finals canceled by rigging the lottery so that our principal won? The same Ningning who passes every school year with a 4.0 GPA yet doesn’t show up to any class? There's no way you’re going to let two people hurt you like this. That stupid school blog stinks anyway; they don’t even get the full story of things! I’m sure Y/N meant no harm in what she did. Trust me, I know her. She’d never hurt you on purpose.”

The room was silent, all that could be heard were the crickets, and the cool wind breeze. Jimin meant every word. She trusted Y/n. Sure she lied about who she was meeting up with, but it was surely for a good reason. That's something you're certain of. Ningning looked away as if she were deep in thought. She quickly dried away her tears and stood up.

“Whatever, I can do way better than those two freaks. I can literally buy their houses and still have money left over to splurge. Later loser.” There she was, ‘Rich Bitch’ Ningning. Before she fully stepped foot out the door, she turned back.

“Thanks, Jimin.” Then she walked away.

And so there goes Jimin’s Wednesday night. Maybe she’ll continue her ‘evil’ activities another day. For now, she’ll get some food and head home. Still, she can’t shake the feeling that the conversation will be important later. She’d probably never cross paths with Ningning again, so why does she feel like this?

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masterlist ~ next

(Synopsis) Y/N had never been the type to take life for granted. You grew up with the mindset that if you wanted something, you had to work for it; So getting paired up with the university’s “Rich Bitch” Ning Yi Zhuo for your midterm was the last thing you wanted. Are you willing to step into the world of fame for an A+?

taglist (open): @azraism ; @kimsgayness ; @sewiouslyz ; @winieter ; @llluvbluy ; @i06kkura ; @everydayiloveyves ; @edamboon

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fire in the belly

chaewon x reader (choose your own adventure!)

➳ It doesn’t matter if we win, as long as we have fun!

You smiled brightly and rejoiced in your quote. It was true; all that mattered was that you tried your hardest!

"Ugh, does winning mean nothing to you?" Chaewon gave you a disgusted face.

"If that’s how motivated you are about this, then maybe you shouldn’t join us. We only have winners in our band, not quitters, and that clearly isn’t you."

The small girl kicked your knees and spit on you as you hit the ground. She took a photo and sent it to the group chat. The caption read:

"Look at this pathetic loser. She probably believes that friendship is magic."

This was the last message you saw before your band members kicked you out of the chat. You lay on the ground, wondering what went wrong. You were just trying to be helpful? Is the world really this cruel, where positivity and kindness mean nothing?

Now you’re out of the band. And have depression.

Choose again or Start over?

If ningnings gf fr.... then what are you??

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ningning’s other gf fr 🙏🏼🙏🏼

fire in the belly

chaewon x reader (choose your own adventure)

BULLY ENDING

➳ Tell a joke.

Once everyone is gathered around and ready to go on stage, you bring them in for a group huddle. Before Chaewon starts your group chant, you clear your throat.

"What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? Oops!"

Everyone stared at you, incredibly unimpressed. They did the group chant and walked onstage, ignoring your joke.

You guys performed your hearts out and won 2nd place. Everyone blames you for ruining the vibe before the performance.

You get a lengthy message later that night that reads:

"Dear Y/N, we’ve decided as a group that the band isn’t a good fit for you. We didn’t appreciate that you made a science joke, knowing that Eunchae is still in high school and wouldn’t understand. After the performance, she cried because she didn’t understand and thought you were making fun of her. We do not stand for bullying in this band. Open your door, and you’ll see your things. Thank you for understanding." - Kurra.

Staring down at your phone, walk up and open your front door. Just like Sakura said, all your things were sitting there in a box. But also inside was a ribbon-tied box that said, "Chae. Xoxo :)"

Getting excited that you might still have a chance with Chaewon, you open it. Inside is a note that reads:

"Fuck you."

You failed at love.

Choose again or Start over?

Telling New Jeans you're sick !!!!

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Something about going from the emotional journey that is ‘when worlds collide’ to the incredibly unserious ‘ghostbusters’ is so therapeutic