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1 year ago

People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I'd pass it on.

I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?

These people seem to get it, though. It's very simple in places. It's basically the cookbook for people who think, 'I'm really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can't think of anything else to cook that won't exhaust me'. And it's free!

People With Low Spoons, Someone Just Recommended This Cookbook To Me, So I Thought I'd Pass It On.
People With Low Spoons, Someone Just Recommended This Cookbook To Me, So I Thought I'd Pass It On.
People With Low Spoons, Someone Just Recommended This Cookbook To Me, So I Thought I'd Pass It On.
People With Low Spoons, Someone Just Recommended This Cookbook To Me, So I Thought I'd Pass It On.
The Sad Bastard Cookbook by tRaum Books
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by Rachel A. Rosen and Zilla Novikov || Food you can make so you don't die.


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2 years ago
Every Time I See A Pigeon Strutting About Anywhere Near Me, I Have To Resist The Overwhelming Urge To

Every time I see a pigeon strutting about anywhere near me, I have to resist the overwhelming urge to try to do This to it

1 year ago

chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.


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1 year ago
poem by Vinay Krishnan: There’s laundry to do and a genocide to stop. I have to eat better and also avoid a plague. my rent went up $150. I’ll need to pick up more shifts. Twenty people died in Rafah this morning and every major news outlet is stretching the limits of passive voice to suggest whole families may have leaped up through the air at missiles that otherwise had the right of way. I just got a notification that my student loan payments are starting up again and my phone isn’t charged. My cousin got COVID for a fourth time and can no longer work or walk or even feed himself. The person across from me on the L train seems to fashion themself a punk rock revolutionary, but they’re not wearing a face mask, and that’s the kind of cognitive dissonance that makes me want to steal batteries. Fascists keep winning primaries for both parties, and I think I gained a few pounds. The CDC just announced there are no more speed limits on highways, and I think this Ativan is finally hitting. The NYPD farmer’s market only sells bad apples, have you heard that one? Listen it’s warm today, too warm for March. But I don’t have time to think through the implications because there’s laundry to do and a genocide to stop.

poem, “there’s laundry to do and a genocide to stop,” by vinay krishnan (x). transcription in alt text

1 year ago
War
War
War
War

War

Famine

Pestilence

Death

7 months ago
Gromstein And Wough Aren’t Real, They Can’t Hurt You

gromstein and wough aren’t real, they can’t hurt you

4 months ago

Today, I have learned something new about pizza against my will.

If honey is used as a topping, and the pie is not allowed to rest or cool before immediately transferring to the box and subjecting it to the bustles inherent to such transportation…

It will utterly fail to constitute itself into a proper pie- rather, the cheese oils and honey will congeal into a slick, runny, and yet incredibly sticky substance which will nigh instantaneously begin to soak its way through, at first the grease paper, and then immediately thereafter the cardboard proper of the box, leaving a puddle of this texturally nightmarish oil on whatever surface you had deigned to rest it upon. For instance, one’s desk.

Needless to say, I am acutely displeased by this incidental discovery.

4 months ago

I always get a little disappointed when people draw post-shattering Ranni naked with a human body because i genuinely think her doll body is so beautiful.

I Always Get A Little Disappointed When People Draw Post-shattering Ranni Naked With A Human Body Because
I Always Get A Little Disappointed When People Draw Post-shattering Ranni Naked With A Human Body Because
1 year ago
Time Shifting
Time Shifting

Time shifting

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I wanted this but the original poster is transphobic


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