People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I'd pass it on.
I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?
These people seem to get it, though. It's very simple in places. It's basically the cookbook for people who think, 'I'm really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can't think of anything else to cook that won't exhaust me'. And it's free!
Every time I see a pigeon strutting about anywhere near me, I have to resist the overwhelming urge to try to do This to it
chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.
schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.
poem, “there’s laundry to do and a genocide to stop,” by vinay krishnan (x). transcription in alt text
War
Famine
Pestilence
Death
gromstein and wough aren’t real, they can’t hurt you
Today, I have learned something new about pizza against my will.
If honey is used as a topping, and the pie is not allowed to rest or cool before immediately transferring to the box and subjecting it to the bustles inherent to such transportation…
It will utterly fail to constitute itself into a proper pie- rather, the cheese oils and honey will congeal into a slick, runny, and yet incredibly sticky substance which will nigh instantaneously begin to soak its way through, at first the grease paper, and then immediately thereafter the cardboard proper of the box, leaving a puddle of this texturally nightmarish oil on whatever surface you had deigned to rest it upon. For instance, one’s desk.
Needless to say, I am acutely displeased by this incidental discovery.
I always get a little disappointed when people draw post-shattering Ranni naked with a human body because i genuinely think her doll body is so beautiful.