This Is The Definition Of Chaotic Evil.

Having recently watched the Shapeshifter episode of Dungeon Meshi, the literal first thought which ran through my mind when its true form was revealed was: ‘That looks really comfortable, they should skin it and make clothes out of it’.

Now I don’t know if this is a sign I’ve been playing a bit too much Monster Hunter lately or not, but I would indeed like to take the chance to explore the possibilities of a similar concept to that of Dungeon Meshi, with haute couture replacing the focus on cooking. Think the part with the frog suits, but the entire show.

…I am now realizing this train of thought likely ends up with the creation of Fantasy Cruella de Vil. Oh well!

Local speedrunner misunderstands concept of ‘fasting’, achieves Donkey Kong 64 world record in starvation-induced haze

A tale has been overheard, that a variant of Gensoukyou is said to exist. A hidden portion of a sprawling city, in which monsters and humanity cohabitate- so that those monsters might persist where they would not be able to in the outside world.

The name of this place, it is said, is Sesame Street.

I have to get it out. It's been like 9 months since my binge rewatch of Neon Genesis Evangelion. I'm not going to say that transitioning would've 100% saved Shinji, but it would kill Gendo instantly. Just, the thought of that dense motherfucker being confronted by the fact that his own son, testament to all of his imperfections, would suddenly start to resemble his wife-- which he cannot handle outside of Rei-- would make him tweak into oblivion and I think that's very funny. just. *Enter stage left, Shinji being forced through the doors of Gendo's office by Asuka and maybe Misato* Shinji: Father, I- Asuka: Just say it! Shinji: Father, I'm a girl.. I'd like to start hrt immediately. Gendo:

Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

What We Possess

What We Possess: A Ghostly Story Telling Game by Publishing Goblin — Kickstarter

On October 30th, What We Possess is coming to Kickstarter Oct 30th.

This Ghost Story Telling Game is a gm-less experience for 2-7 players. Players are given their method of death, a location they're trapped in, and a gathering of mortal and inanimate vessels in their space. They then take turns setting scenes for the living vessels, creating a story for the space, ultimately trying to uncover the mystery at the center of their story.

As players feel they've uncovered something about the mystery, they gain Clue cards that help them find details in the story, until they ultimately solve the mystery.

Games typically take 1-2 hours, and at the end, players are invited to share what happened to their ghost, and the vessels still in the space.

A meditation on life and death, an improv game, a story telling experience, What We Possess is, as your ghosts will find, what you make of it.

Also tagged in here is the 2nd Edition of ZOETROPE, the time travel card-based role playing game, available as a pledge tier and add-on. If you think What We Possess sounds delightful but maybe a bit too somber, ZOETROPE has all your time travel shenanigans covered!

What We Possess: A Ghostly Story Telling Game by Publishing Goblin — Kickstarter

I've had enough of the "Geeta is weak and lame" jokes. I'm launching my "Geeta is hilarious" agenda. This woman is "proper law and bureaucracy must be followed", "conflict and battling are what shall evolve humanity" AND "battle hungry maniac" At The Same Time, and not only would any one these traits Individually make a villain, together they manifest as Something That Resembles Lawful Good. Her battle lines consist of her genuinely praising you and laughing maniacally At The Same Time. Like half the people working under her hate her guts, half are terrified of her and half treat her as the main thing holding the region together, which let's be honest, she is. She has been described as dragging people into their job positions and how forcefully she did so is up to your interpretation, and given how she handpicked most of the people in the League AND the Academy, that says a Lot. She delegates her constitutional job to beat up her subordinates to you so she has free time to beat up everyone in the school she owns. She rejects bribes from real estate billionaires. Her ace pokemon is an eldritch flower from the fucked up crater she forbids access to. She has a goat. Geeta. is the woman of all time.

im so normal about her

you ever heard a lightning fucking scream?

youre about to

OK Tumblr Geriatric Ward, let’s talk about your posture-

there are things you should be doing now to prevent yourself from starting to look like 🥀

Why does it matter? Future you would like to avoid the pain, limited motion, and fall risk that goes along with worsening posture.

What’s the focus?

1. Keep the flexibility in your spine

2. Stretch the muscles in the front

3. Strengthen the muscle in the back

Here are some simple things you can do daily while sitting and when you get up to go into the bathroom or the kitchen

Keep the flexibility by doing these repeated movements: 10 repetitions several times a day

The goal is to give yourself a double or triple chin. Keep your nose pointing forward, don’t let it tip up or down

Thoracic extension- use a chair with a seat back that comes up to the level of your shoulder blades. Try to bend back over the top of the chair without arching away from the seat back and without extending your neck. If the pressure from the top of the chair is uncomfortable you can place a towel there

Stretch the muscles in the front by using a door frame. This one will feel good afterwards

If this isn’t enough of a stretch you can do one side at a time. If you have the right arm up step forward with the right foot and turn slightly to the left. Then do it on the other side.

Strengthen the muscles in the back by squeezing your shoulder blades together for a count of 10 and then repeating 10 times. You can do this several times a day Hint: Don’t lift your shoulder blades up

There are lots more exercises for strengthening your back muscles but this is a good starting point and easy to do. I like doing it while driving

Tips:

Do the best you can

If it hurts stop

Envision future you saying thank you each time you do one of the exercises