They Feeble On My Cursed One Till The Magnificence Of My Spells Deter Them
They feeble on my cursed one till the magnificence of my spells deter them
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Exhausted savings consultant: Okay, so investing in compound interest early is the “toxic stall” of savings, and a 401k is the “Regigigas” of savings
Competitive Pokemon Player: okay and how does stealth rock factor into this
Exhausted savings consultant: *deep, deep sigh* it’s taxes.
can i get a "liminal spaces" game where you're a hobbyist spelunker of these spaces and your job is to get pictures of the scary inhabitants of the spaces. but it turns out the creatures react to you like island animals are are just overly curious of new stimuli.
creature RUNS at you but when it catches you it just picks you up and looks at you like a weird rock and then leaves
i am about to bestow upon you the secret butter technique. i am sorry, but it is french. i am sorry again, this only works with cow butter. i am certain plant based butters wouldn’t work, and alternative animal butters may or may not work
has this ever been you: you have a nicely steamed vegetable, or maybe you want to make the best butter noodles, but you know that if you put butter on those it’ll just melt and you end with kind of greasy noodles or vegetables? don’t you wish it was instead a luscious buttery glaze?
introducing: beurre monté
you will take a small sauce pan, and begin heating it with 1-2 tablespoons of water (use very little water) and bring it to a hard simmer or boil
turn the heat down slightly, and add Butter. how much? however much you dare. (start with 3-4 tablespoons and go from there)
you are going to either whisk Aggressively or you can pick up the saucepan, still holding it over the heat, and swirl aggressively so the butter is skating around the sides of the pan
done correctly, you will have liquid butter that is still emulsified. you have made Butter Sauce. season it with a little salt, and toss whatever you want in it.
if you’re butter splits, i’m sorry. you didn’t agitate it enough to maintain the emulsion, and now you have melted butter.
you can use this knowledge to make other sauces by swapping out the water for another liquid. white wine becomes beurre blanc. red wine is beurre rogue.
you want to CUM? sweat minced shallot in a tiny bit of butter, add white wine and cook it out until it’s reduced by about half. then whisk butter in hard. a few flecks of minced thyme or fennel frond stirred thru, and you eat that with a nice seared fish? or scallop? or even shrimp? wow. you will Nut
your boxed mac and cheese game can also be elevated by cooking your pasta and making a beurre monté first, tossing your pasta in that and adding the cheese packet. wow. hey; you’ll cum
go forth now with this butter secret
alright i am sick of yt to mp4 sites being shady and full of viruses and finding websites that seem to be working and then don't work (looking at you y232 (no hate, just frustrated))
so HERE'S HOW YOU DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE VIDEOS WITH VLC!! VLC FREAKIN RULES!!
get your youtube link
open vlc, go to media > open network stream
paste your url in the box and PRESS PLAY!
wait for the video to open then go to tools > codec information
copy the entire file location (click the box, then ctrl-a to select all, then ctrl-c to copy)
paste into your browser of choice (i use firefox)
right click video and press "save video as", choose your file format if you want
DONE! NO VIRUSES OR SKETCHY STUFF!
the quality might be a little crummy but if you don't mind that, then shabam! video on your computer! then you can email it to yourself and have it on your phone too if you want! if you need a guide with pictures wikihow has you covered my friends
happy downloading and stay safe on the internet :D
Making ethical cheese by inventing original sin for cows
my #1 Bloodborne take is that though the game strongly implies Gehrman's mania for Maria was romantic in nature, i think it fits the themes of the game far better for it to be paternal.
In killing Kos' orphan, he loses his own child and seeks a surrogate; becoming a mirror of the Moon Presence.
The Doll as a warped daughter and not lover, paternal and not romantic abandonment just seems more Bloodborne to me. particularly when you consider Gehrman's own relationship with the Moon Presence.
"It's the Great Paywall, Charlie Brown!"
Once again the greedy assholes have stuck "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!" on Apple+.
This cartoon has been a Halloween tradition of mine since it first aired in 1966 on network TV. For decades kids enjoyed this for free.
So it infuriates me that now the only people who can see it have to pay for streaming or the DVD. I can't even afford streaming.
So here it is, the whole thing. Feel free to reblog, download and/or share.
