Recently Went To Canada. I Now Understand The George Washington Meme That’s Like WHAT THE FUCK IS A

i wish beating annoying people up wasn’t frowned upon and sometimes also prosecuted(or is it persecuted? idk the difference). if there were no conses to the quences, i would have beat the shit out of so many people by now. mostly men. definitely lots of boys

i fear i have started to obsessively check the activity tab to see how famous i have gotten in the last half hour

that time i said an attractive trait for someone is if they “match my freak” thinking that “freak” meant goofiness or odd quirk or whatever. nobody else did. my entire class thinks i’m freaky in the freaky way now 🤗🔫

Born to be a hater, trained since birth in being a kind and considerate person.

Sirius: Father’s such a dick

Regulus: So am I

Sirius: ???

Regulus: Because you are what you eat

Sirius:

Sirius: Are you coming out to me?

Regulus: Yes

Sirius, shrugging: I’m a dick too, then

Regulus, nodding: Wait, are you also a vagina?

Sirius: Nope

Regulus: Me neither. But I am a cat

Sirius: I’m a dog

hey! i made a survey to see who is the most popular character! pls fill this form and share it with others so it can get to more people!

Google Docs

Marauders Era Character Survey

Idk, I'm bored and I'm curious about other's favourite characters!

She doesn’t like you bro. She likes gay werewolves with repressed trauma and jumper collections.

Marauders propaganda I AM falling for

-multi shippers

-encouraging creativity among all platforms- fics, fan art, etc…

-scrolling if I don’t agree or like a headcannon or ship someone is talking about

-jegulus fluff

-not making Walburga’s entire character just a scapegoat for the black brothers

-wlw ships being the main focus of a fic

-headcannon that create more diversity and inclusion in the fandom

-respecting everyone’s opinions and likes

-creating a space that makes EVERYONE feel welcome

-cute fluffy one shots

-Acknowledging that fics and this fandom is political and if you are racist, homophobic, sexist, or support far right people and politicians with those beliefs you shouldn’t be allowed to participate

just ate a massive bowl of ramen about half an hour ago. why is my stomach screaming at me now. Stop. I Fed You. Loads.

On bsky someone asked to draw Jayce with a certain lingerie, so I’m taking the opportunity to show my very first drawing of Jayce, ma boi was already a ken doll months ago.

I’m sorry Jayce