I Just Know This Will Mentally Destroy Me.

THE KING HAS POSTED

Hey John can I pirate your books

If you must

No because I someone wrote this on a bathroom stall at my school on one of my suicide days when I was absolutely at my worst and holy shit...

Yes bitches love yourself. 😊

Albert Che

Coffee is fucking disgusting and the only reason you drink it is because you want to tell people you drink it or you just like pain.

(I like pain)

High Heffner actually published a short story in Playboy about a world where heterosexuality was condemned instead homosexuality, it's actually really interesting because it was met with outrage which is ironic to say the least

(ik we're talking about genders but I thought this was an interesting example)

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

I suck at math. That's my legendary lore. I also frequently fuck shit up. Jobs, people, relationships, my mental health.

I can't ride a bike :').

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

Uh oh the espresso isn't working against the depresso

hey do you wanna hear me talk about Ninjago lore?

too bad if you don't! 🤪

Long before time had a name the first Spinjitzu Master

Always