Eye Of The Tiger Plays As I Enthusiastically Jump Out Of Bed And Hit My Head On An Overhead Lamp And

my roman empire is the cool girl monologue from gone girl

Rick Riordan: takes 17 years to create a nice little riordanverse

Me: comsumes it whole in 17 weeks.

Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

bee: "my laptop is overheating. i think it has a fever." eagle: "at least it has a better immunity system than you do." *cue indignant jaw dropping*

getting drunk and going on pinterest to look at images there is just no feeling like it

when you practice kindness and i mean seriously, consciously choose it over and over again, it shows. that kind of selfless love etches itself into your laugh lines, steeps like a teabag until your words are inherently graceful. sometimes we spit out that choice through gritted teeth, but late at night when time stands still, the universe kisses your eyelids and promises you twice the love in return.

and then turning around and saying "ay bahar AISE jaa rahi ho? kuch acchhe se pehen"

Desi culture is "hello? Fashion show jaa rahi ho?"

A moment of peace and quiet before everything went looney tunes