I Have Lots Of Sexual Fantasies Such As Getting Through A Day Without A Headache

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

never really noticed before how TWELVE percy’s quest companion choices are. its his best friend and that one bossy girl that seems to know whats going on. peak group project in middle school choices

bitches will be like “my ot3 💕💕” and it’s a woman who could murder them, a guy who hasn’t had a good night’s sleep in six years, and another guy who almost got both of the other two murdered. it’s me i’m bitches

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

honestly I agree

tda >>>tmi

I still think infernal devices was the best (in my opinion)

i regret buying tmi so much with my birthday money....

Percy: my dad's such a dick such a deadbeat I hate him

Poseidon: can you tell my kid I love him and I'm very sorry and also save his life

Poseidon: but don't tell him he can breathe underwater except very cryptically

Poseidon: yell at him to breathe a few times

Poseidon: that ought to work

purgatory is not a circle in hell, it is a thermodynamics lab where the water refuses to boil and the gas-flask is leaking and the temperature won’t stabilize

and then turning around and saying "ay bahar AISE jaa rahi ho? kuch acchhe se pehen"

Desi culture is "hello? Fashion show jaa rahi ho?"