Empress

Pizza Mom

Friend: How can you love your mom more than your dad???? That's just weird.

Me: The same way you love pizza more than a steak.

Friend: *look of confusion* *thinks* here comes another crazy ass example.

Me: The steak is sometimes to tough, or uncook. It hurts you when cut It open and see what you dislike. Its hard to find the perfect cooked steak to your prospective. But pizza it's cooked perfect the first time. Beautiful to the eye and blesses the soul by just a touch. Its never to tough. Never uncooked. It perfect and ready for you. It doesn't hurt you or betray you. You call on to it for comfort and celebration.

Me: My mom is my pizza. She's my all and my everything.

Just gonna stay in my bubble thanks

I drew a chibi comic. What should i name him/her? #chibis

CROCODILE AND BUGGY WHERE HAVE I BEEN?!?!

more n more!!! They're just too much fun to draw like this... wogh..

"SECRET TUNNEEEEELLL! SECRET TUNNEEELL! THROUGH THE MOUNTAAAINNNSS SECRETSECRETSECRETSECRET TUNNEEEEEEEELLLLLLL"

are you fucking kidding me

Hot Topic

Four words……..Hot Topic For Tots. Just imagine little kids wearing stuff from Hot Topic. How adorable will that be?

@2015

when someone likes ur post and doesn’t reblog

hi!! i’ve created a harringrove kinktober list and want to see how many people would be interested in participating in it with me!! there’s no expectations to do all 31 days, nsfw and sfw are allowed, it’ll be very chill, etc — please vote and reblog if you want more people to see it!!

@strangerthingsevents (i was advised to tag you in this!! i’m sorry if this isn’t an appropriate way to tag you, pls let me know!)

"What do you reckon, Dacre?"

Adorable ❤