Watching Lord Of The Rings W My Friends And

watching lord of the rings w my friends and

“granddaddy gandalf”

“no, he’s grandalf”

&

“this movie just makes me want to play elden ring you know that right?”

“i want to elden my ring”

&

“it’s bilbo baggins!”

“no, it’s dildo baggins.”

“nah, it’s didlo haggins”

&

“i want gandalf to open my door”

&

“it’s jesus!”

“it’s cate blanchett”

“who’s to say cate blanchett isn’t jesus?”

&

“pretty lady with a sword!”

&

“I murder spiders on sight this is my punishment” - friend who is terrified of spiders

&

“i am no man” - the movie

“marry me!!”

&

((pippin has just found merry after the battle for gondor))

“kiss him! kiss him!! tell him that you love him!”

&

((Sam has just stabbed an orc to save Frodo))

“It’s Sting!”

“FRODO ITS YOUR LOVER!!”

&

“but what if sam just wants to make gardens? i’d let him”

&

“aww, gimli and legolas are besties”

&

“yo, frodo just actually needs to go outside and touch some grass”

“he’s already outside he just needs to touch some grass”

&

“no this is perfect sam is like ‘i’m so gay for you’ and frodo’s like ‘i’m actually asexual but thank you’”

“… anyways now kiss”

&

“ORLAAANDO BLOOM”

“orlando blooom”

“i want him to look at me like that”

&

((frodo just woke up))

“imagine if random characters from pirates of the caribbean walked in”

“no no no imagine voldemort just fuckin walks through the door-”

&

((gandalf places crown on aragorn))

“ GRYFFINDOR”

&

“AWW THEY KISSED ON THE MOUTH! IN PUBLIC!”

“I would let him (aragorn) lick my teeth”

&

“why are hobbits so frikin hot?”

&

((elf says something in elvish))

“shut the fuck up i don’t speak french”

&

“how can you call this movie a masterpiece when no men kiss each other on the mouth?”

“straight people are still valid”

“no”

&

“NIPPLE DOORS”

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Okay I’m currently furious that migraines are often so blindly easy to treat and I had to find this out myself at the age of 26 when I’ve been to a neurologist since I was 11 lol so I’m about to teach you two neat and fast little tricks to deal with pain!

The first is the sternocleidomastoid muscle, or the SCM muscle.

Okay I’m Currently Furious That Migraines Are Often So Blindly Easy To Treat And I Had To Find This

This big red section is responsible for pain around the eye, cheekbone, and jaw, as well as some temple pain. Literally all you have to do is angle your head down a little, angle it away from the side that hurts, and then you can gently pinch and rub that muscle. I find it best to start at the bottom and travel upwards. The relief is so immediate! You can increase pressure as you feel comfortable doing so.

Here is a short and easy video showing this in action

The second is a fast and easy stretch that soothes your vagus nerve, which is the nerve responsible for calming you down. The vagus nerve, for those unfamiliar, is stimulated by deep breathing such as yawning, sighing, singing, or taking a deep breath to calm your anger in a tense situation.

You can stretch this out by sitting up as straight as possible (this does not have to be perfect to work) and interlacing your fingers. Put your hands on the back of your head with your thumbs going down the sides of your neck and, while keeping your face forward, look all the way to one side with just your eyes. Hold that until you feel the urge to breathe deeply or yawn, or until you can tell there’s a change. Then do the same thing on the other side. When you put your arms down, you should clearly be able to turn your head farther in both directions. If the first session doesn’t get rid of your migraine, rest and repeat as many times as necessary. I even get a little fancy with it and roll my eyes up and down along the outer edge sometimes to stretch as much as I can.

If you need a visual here’s a good video on it. I know some of the language they use seems questionable but this is real and simple science and should not be discarded because it’s been adopted by the trendy wellness crowd!

I seriously cannot believe I didn’t hear a word of this from any doctor in my life. Additionally, if you get frequent recurring migraines, you may want to see a dietician. Migraines can be caused by foods containing histamines, lectin, etc. and can also be caused by high blood pressure in specific situations such as exercise, stress, and even sex.

If any of this information helps you I’d love to hear it btw! It’s so so fast and easy to do. Good luck!

7 months ago

boop-boop-be-doop

Boop-boop-be-doop

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7 months ago
Attention All Virginians:

Attention all Virginians:

Text from images: The Supreme Court (the U.S. one, not the Virginia Supreme Court) issued an unreasoned order reinstating a purge in Virginia based on faulty evidence taht was capturing known eligible U.S. voters.

But folks need to channel their (correct) anger into action. These voters can vote by registering same day in Virginia. And that's why reforms like same day registration are so important.

If you live in Virginia, *check your voter registration status here*. If you are not registered to vote, *bring appropriate paperwork/ID to your polling place on Election Day and REGISTER, AND THEN VOTE.

Please reblog for widespread audience in order to reach Virginians.

1 month ago

“Public libraries are such important, lovely places!” Yes but do you GO there. Do you STUDY there. Do you meet friends and get coffee there. Do you borrow the FREE, ZERO SUBSCRIPTION, ZERO TRACKING books, audiobooks, ebooks, and films. Have you checked out their events and schemes. Do you sign up for the low cost courses in ASL or knitting or programming or writing your CV that they probably run. Do you know they probably have myriad of schemes to help low income families. Do you hire their low cost rooms if you need them. Have you joined their social groups. Do you use the FREE COMPUTERS. Do you even know what your library is trying to offer you. Listen, the library shouldn’t just exist for you as a nice idea. That’s why more libraries shut every year

7 months ago

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

7 months ago

Witchy Wednesday!

An Agatha All Along witches poll for ye! Not a Marvel fan? Tell us about your favorite witch in the tags.


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7 months ago

So, he's gonna win. Nothing can stop that, it seems.

This means that we all, collectively, have a job to do. Namely, get in the fucking way.

They want to fuck with your queer friends? Get in the fucking way.

They want to deport the immigrants in your community? Get in the fucking way.

They want to stop someone from getting an abortion? Get in the fucking way.

The only way we survive this, and all that comes with it, is mass collective action. We fight together, for all of us.

Get in the fucking way.

7 months ago

if you're feeling powerless right now—and god knows I am—here's a reminder you can donate to the National Network of Abortion Funds, the Trans Law Center, Gaza Soup Kitchen, the Palestine Children's Relief Fund, and hundreds of other charities that will work to mitigate the damage that has been and will continue to be inflicted

life continues. we still have the capacity to do good, important work. that matters

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