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angie’s super important and somewhat half-assed guide to basic BDSM knowledge

for cutesymichael, or anyone else who wants to write a BDSM relationship but is unsure of important dynamics. 

BDSM is an acronym, a shortened version of BD/DS/SM. This stands for Bondage & Discipline, Domination & Submission, and Sadism & Masochism. 

Here’s a really good guide to BDSM if you’re looking for a quick but in depth read. Wikipedia also has a lot of really good information on it. Video Guide

What is BDSM and Its History?

Why 50 Shades is An Inaccurate Portrayal

Safe, Sane, and Consensual

Safe Words

Terminology for Beginners

Terminology Glossary

Beginners Tips for BDSM

Why BDSM Is Not The Same As Abuse/DV

Manners & Etiquette

Limits

What is Collaring?

How To Be a Dominant

The Eight Types of Domination

How To Be a Good Submissive // and here

Submissive vs. Slave vs. Pet

I’m a Submissive: So What Is My Worth?

Top vs. Bottom vs. Switch

What Is Total Power Exchange?

Subspace

What The Heck Is Subdrop?

Topspace/Domspace

What The Heck Is Domdrop/Top Guilt?

AFTERCARE

Hang On, There’s TYPES of Aftercare?

What Is A Mentor And Why Do I Need One?

Negotiation of a Scene

What is a “Scene” & How Do I Plan One?

Types of Play

Spanking 101

Flogging 101 // (techniques) // (demonstration)

Rope Basics

Dungeon Etiquette and Play Parties

How to Approach a Dom

BDSM In Long Term Relationships/Marriage

Hoe Tips Masterpost

Hygiene

Wipe front to back… lol

If you want soft feet: soak feet in hot water for 10 min, use a pumice stone to get rid of the dead skin then lotion your feet and put them in socks til the morning

Use men’s razors if you want to shave! (they’re cheaper and better quality than women’s razors)

Shaving Guide: http://klarymalia.tumblr.com/post/144880628132/major-key-alert-the-perfect-shave?is_related_post=1

Makeup (fuck-proof)

Nivea Men Post-Shave Balm (for primer… legit)

Hourglass Mineral Veil Primer

Becca Ultimate Coverage Complex Cream (foundation)

Anastasia Beverly Hills Dipbrow Pomade

Kat Von D Ink Liner

Bobbi Brown Smokey Eye Mascara

Urban Decay All Nighter Setting Spray

General Tips for Hair and Skin…

Moisturize every day

Exfoliate at least once a week

Exfoliating your lips improves your life 100% trust me

Don’t use shampoos/conditioners with sulfates or silicones

Trim hair every 6 to 8 weeks to have healthy soft ends

Washing your pillowcase every week helps prevent acne

Skincare + Haircare Products

Lush products: http://klarymalia.tumblr.com/post/144760685062/pro-tip

DIY Ultimate Brow/Lash Growth Mixture: Mix coconut oil, vitamin E oil, castor oil and Vaseline and mix this all up. Put into an empty (and clean) mascara tube and put this on your brows and eyelashes nightly. If you don’t have a mascara tube to spare, a small container and q-tips will do just fine.

DIY Sugar Scrub: http://klarymalia.tumblr.com/post/144880744527/talk-about-tripping-okay-fellow-friends-and

Burt’s Bees Coconut Foot Cream???

Natural products to use:

Unrefined virgin coconut oil (on your nail beds, eyebrows, eyelashes, hair mask…)

Tea tree oil (helps with breakouts)

Apple cider vinegar (adding ½ cup to a bath resets your PH and you’ll smell + feel great)

Castor oil (for hair growth)

Shea butter… the best moisturizer

Lifestyle Tips

Put your undies in three categories:

1. I’m getting fucked today

2. I could be spontaneously fucked

3. Getting none today

On the days leading up to your period use a pad or pantiliner in your underwear to prevent staining b/c staining sucks

Shimmer body lotion makes anyone look radiant and sexier tbh

Be a confident hoe

Try to always wear sunscreen

Put perfume behind your ears, decolletage, inside of elbows + knees, wrists & inner thighs

Sleep naked or in a loose shirt when u can

Always Keep These With U

Sweats

Chill hoodie or tee

Comfy shoes

Spare undies

Makeup wipes

Condoms

Pads

Gum

Phone charger

Hairbrush

Hair-ties

Money for transportation

Deodorant

Waterbottle

Lotion

Diet

As ya’ll already know… water. Just drink it whenever you can throughout the day

Green tea

Reduce sugar intake

Cranberry juice (a cup every day)

Vitamin E pills (for healthy hair)

Fruits

Veggies

Sex

Sex tips: http://hotips.tumblr.com/post/141784574773/compilation-of-sex-tips

NEVER…

Go to bed with wet hair unless you wanna wake up to a world of frizz

Put oil on your lady after-shave if you plan on having sex later. Oil deteriorates condoms. Apply coco butter instead

Put lemon on your face!

Put sugar on your vag (yeast infection) or face (causes micro-tears, your facial skin is too sensitive for the large grains of sugar)

How do you add tags to your asks?? Mine doesn't give the option to tag?

You have to have xkit to do that. If you download xkit it gives you the option to customize many many things, and one of them allows you to customize things in your inbox…including adding tags to asks, like automatically adding the person’s URL, manually adding my own tags, etc.

Words that are used in the trans community (please contact me if there is a mistake)

Ace bandage: very unsafe way to bind 

AFAB: assigned female at birth 

AMAB: assigned male at birth

Androgyny or Androgynous: 1.) a gender expression that is mix of masculinity and femininity 2.) intersex

Binding: making a chest flat 

Bottom surgery: having a penis added or removed

Cisgender: a person who is not trans (can be shortened to cis)

Cisnormativity: the assumption that everyone is cisgender

Cissexism: behavior that favors cisgender people over trans people

Cross-dress: someone who wears clothes that society associates with another gender

Dysphoria: discomfort in someones gender whether it be body, mental, or social  

Drag King: someone who only dresses masculinity in a theatrical setting

Drag Queen: someone who only dresses femininely in a theatrical setting

E: estrogen 

Femme: someone who identifies themselves as feminine

FTM / F2M: both mean female to male

Gender Binary: 1) the idea that the only genders are male and female 2) referring to males and females 

Gender Expression: The way someone presents themselves

Gender Identity: the mental identification of someones gender

Gender Normative / Gender Straight: someone whose gender identity and gender expression matches societies norms

Gender Variant: Someone that gender identity and gender expression does not match societies norms

Hermaphrodite: outdated term for intersex

Intersex: someone whose combination of chromosomes, gonads, hormones, internal sex organs, and genitals differs from the two expected patterns of male or female.

MTF/M2F: both mean male to female

Non-binary: a gender or gender that is not male or female

Packing: having something to make it so it looks like there is a penis bulge

Passing: what gender other people believe you 

Preferred Pronouns: pronouns that a person tells you to uses and the only pronouns you use

Sex Reassignment Surgery (SRS): An outdated term because of the fact that there are multiple surgeries for someone to modify there body to better fit there from of gender expression not just one.

T: testosterone

Top surgery: Having breasts removed or added

Trans*: Trans people argue over what this means. The asterisk means it includes more groups then binary trans people but whether transvestites are include depends on the person. This also raises the concern that non-binary people are not truly trans if we need the asterisk to include them instead of just have trans with out the asterisk include binary and non-binary genders.

Transition: a set of changes that someone goes through to make it so better fit their gender

Transman (transguy): a afab person whose male

Transmisandry: the mistreatment of transmen  

Transmisogyny: the mistreatment of transwomen 

Transphobia: the mistreatment of the trans community

Trans panic (Trans panic defense): a court defense that done by saying that a person was so freaked out by the fact a person was trans that they attacked them because of it in self defense   

Transwoman: a amab person whose female

Trans-exclusionary radical feminism: A feminist who believes trans people are not really there gender. Transwomen are then not included in their views of equality  

Truscum: someone who believes that in order to be trans you need to have body dysphoria and sometimes do not believe in the non-binary genders

Tucking: a way to make it so there is less of a penis bulge  

last edited on July, 2, 2015 

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