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Every single one of your actions suddenly becomes epic when you listen to this

I play this in my car while I’m driving.

I’m getting married and walking down the aisle to this song

I decided this a long time ago

Try petting the cats to this.

Rolling

Rating: M (There’s smut, kids! No one under 18!)

Request: Stoner!Cal. It’s a lot, guys. Inspired by that picture. Includes a very light bit of choking (not really enough to mention but still mentioning it) and unprotected sex (remember, don’t do that!).

Word Count: 2k

The playlist that Calum made with moments like this in mind is fading into background noise as your thoughts drift and your eyes focus on the tendrils of smoke pouring past his lips. You can’t remember what assignment you’d been stressed about only a few hours earlier as you watch the way his tongue darts out to wet his bottom lip and you can’t say that you mind.

His fingers are gentle against your skin, tracing the few pieces of ink he can reach with only your legs thrown over his lap, as he takes another hit and turns his head to face you. When he sees your eyes already on him, Calum grins and holds the joint out for you to take. When you shake your head, he hums thoughtfully before he places it in the ashtray, nudges your legs from his lap, and reaches out for you, his calloused fingers warm against your skin. He gently tugs until you’re situated on his lap before he moves one hand to cup your cheek, his palm gentle against your skin, and allows the other to drop to the top of your thigh.

“Hi,” he hums, a grin on his lips as you lean in and press your forehead to his.

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I decided to create a masterpost that would help you with what you are struggling with. Hopefully any of the links below will help you! Reminder; You’re going to be okay. What you are going through will pass, just remember to breathe. 

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Distractions;

Here are some distractions to help keep your mind occupied so you aren’t too focused on your thoughts. 

-Draw something

-This website translates the time into colours.

-Create your own galaxy.

-Play flowing.

-Make a 3D line travel where ever you like. 

-Listen to music.

-Calm.

-Ocean mood, do nothing for two minutes.

Sleep issues; 

- 8 hour sleep music.

-Rainy mood. 

-Meditation.

-Coping with nightmares.

-How to cope with nightmares, 11 steps.

-Calm

-Foods that can affect your sleeping, both positive and negatively. 

 Uncomfortable with silence; 

-Rainy mood.

-10 hours of rain and thunder.

-3 hours of rain and thunder.

-Human heartbeat.

-Rainforest.

-Sound of rain on a tin roof.

-Autumn wind.

-Rain on a tent

-Traffic in the rain.

-Soft traffic. 

-Fan.

-Train.

-Simply noise.

-My noise.

-Rainy cafe.

Anxiety; 

-How to stop worrying. 

-Tips to manage anxiety and stress.

-The 10 best ever anxiety management techniques. 

-Self-help strategies for anxiety. 

-Helping a friend with anxiety. 

-All about worrying.

-8 myths about anxiety. 

Sad, angry and depressed/depression; 

-“I’m always sad”

-Feeling sad.

-Going through trauma.

-“I’m always angry”.

-Anger management. 

-All about anger.

-National helplines and websites.

-Self-help strategies for depression.

-Dealing with depression at work.

-Dealing with depression at school.

Isolation and loneliness; 

-Pets and mental health.

-All about loneliness. 

-“I feel so alone”

-10 more ideas to help with loneliness. 

-How to deal with loneliness.

 Self-harm;

-Alternatives to self-harm and distraction techniques.

-146 things to do besides self-harm.

-More alternatives to self-harm.

-Self-harm alternatives.

-How to take care of self-harm wounds/injuries.

-Getting rid of scars.  

Addiction; 

-How to help a friend with a drug addiction.

-What is addiction?

-All about alcohol and addiction.

-The facts about drug addiction.

 Eating disorders; 

-Helping a friend with an eating disorder.

-Eating disorder treatments. 

-Support services for eating disorders. 

-Self-help tips with eating disorders.

-Eating disorder recovery. 

-Recovering from an eating disorder. 

-100+ reasons to recover. 

-Understanding and managing eating disorders. 

 Dealing with self-hatred;  

-3 ways to ease self-loathing. 

-How to turn self-hatred into self-compassion.

-Self-hatred resources.

-10 step plan to deal with self-hate. 

 Suicidal; 

-International suicide hotlines (1)  (2)

-Preventing suicide. 

-Reasons to stay alive.

-Dealing with suicidal thoughts and feelings.

-Coping with suicidal ideation.  

 Schizophrenia;

-All about schizophrenia.  

-Helping a person with schizophrenia.  

-Understanding and dealing with schizophrenia.  

-Delusions and hallucinations.  

OCD;

-Managing your OCD at home. 

-Overcoming OCD.

-How to cope with OCD. 

-Strategies for dealing with the anxious moments. 

Borderline personality disorder; 

-Helping someone with BPD. 

-All about personality disorders.

-Treatment for BPD.

Abuse; 

-Healthy relationships VS abusive relationships. 

-Emotional abuse

-Overcoming sexual abuse. 

-Hotlines services. 

-5 ways to escape an abusive relationship. 

-Domestic violence support. 

-Signs of an abusive relationship. 

-What do to if you’re in an abusive relationship. 

-Surviving abuse. 

-What you can do if you’re sexual harassed. 

-Sexual assault support.

-What to do if you’ve been sexually assaulted or abused. 

 Bullying;

-How to stand up against bullying.

-How to protect yourself when it comes to cyber bullying.

-How to help stop people bullying you. 

 Loss and grief; 

-How to cope with a suicide of a loved one.

-Grieving for a stranger. 

-Common reactions to death. 

-Working through grief.

(Other loss and grief)

-Moving away from friends and family. 

-Coping with a breakup.

 Getting help; 

-Seeking help early. 

-All about psychological treatments. 

-Types of help.

-All about age and confidentiality. 

Things you need to remember; 

- Don’t stress about being fixed because you’re not broken.

-Remember to remind yourself of your accomplishments. Tell yourself that you’re proud of yourself, even if you’re not. 

- This is temporary. You won’t always feel like this. 

-You are not alone. 

-You are enough. 

-You are important. 

-You are worth it. 

-You are strong. 

-You are not a failure, 

-Good people exist. 

-Reaching out shows strength. 

-Breathe. 

-Don’t listen to the thoughts that are not helping you. 

-Give yourself credit. 

-Don’t be ashamed of your emotions, for the good or bad ones. 

-Treat yourself the same way as you would treat a good friend. 

-Focus on the things you can change. 

-Let go of toxic people. 

-You don’t need to hide, you’re allowed to feel the way you do. 

-Try not to beat yourself up. 

-Something is always happening, you don’t want to miss out on what’s going to happen next. 

-You are not a bother.

-Your existence is more than your appearance. 

-You are smart. 

-You are loved. 

-You are wanted. 

-You are needed. 

-Better days are coming. 

-Just because your past is dark, doesn’t mean your future isn’t bright. 

-You have more potential than you think. 

- Your value doesn’t decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth.

Please remember to look after yourself and know that you are more than worth it and you deserve to be happy. Keep smiling butterflies x

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Words that are used in the trans community (please contact me if there is a mistake)

Ace bandage: very unsafe way to bind 

AFAB: assigned female at birth 

AMAB: assigned male at birth

Androgyny or Androgynous: 1.) a gender expression that is mix of masculinity and femininity 2.) intersex

Binding: making a chest flat 

Bottom surgery: having a penis added or removed

Cisgender: a person who is not trans (can be shortened to cis)

Cisnormativity: the assumption that everyone is cisgender

Cissexism: behavior that favors cisgender people over trans people

Cross-dress: someone who wears clothes that society associates with another gender

Dysphoria: discomfort in someones gender whether it be body, mental, or social  

Drag King: someone who only dresses masculinity in a theatrical setting

Drag Queen: someone who only dresses femininely in a theatrical setting

E: estrogen 

Femme: someone who identifies themselves as feminine

FTM / F2M: both mean female to male

Gender Binary: 1) the idea that the only genders are male and female 2) referring to males and females 

Gender Expression: The way someone presents themselves

Gender Identity: the mental identification of someones gender

Gender Normative / Gender Straight: someone whose gender identity and gender expression matches societies norms

Gender Variant: Someone that gender identity and gender expression does not match societies norms

Hermaphrodite: outdated term for intersex

Intersex: someone whose combination of chromosomes, gonads, hormones, internal sex organs, and genitals differs from the two expected patterns of male or female.

MTF/M2F: both mean male to female

Non-binary: a gender or gender that is not male or female

Packing: having something to make it so it looks like there is a penis bulge

Passing: what gender other people believe you 

Preferred Pronouns: pronouns that a person tells you to uses and the only pronouns you use

Sex Reassignment Surgery (SRS): An outdated term because of the fact that there are multiple surgeries for someone to modify there body to better fit there from of gender expression not just one.

T: testosterone

Top surgery: Having breasts removed or added

Trans*: Trans people argue over what this means. The asterisk means it includes more groups then binary trans people but whether transvestites are include depends on the person. This also raises the concern that non-binary people are not truly trans if we need the asterisk to include them instead of just have trans with out the asterisk include binary and non-binary genders.

Transition: a set of changes that someone goes through to make it so better fit their gender

Transman (transguy): a afab person whose male

Transmisandry: the mistreatment of transmen  

Transmisogyny: the mistreatment of transwomen 

Transphobia: the mistreatment of the trans community

Trans panic (Trans panic defense): a court defense that done by saying that a person was so freaked out by the fact a person was trans that they attacked them because of it in self defense   

Transwoman: a amab person whose female

Trans-exclusionary radical feminism: A feminist who believes trans people are not really there gender. Transwomen are then not included in their views of equality  

Truscum: someone who believes that in order to be trans you need to have body dysphoria and sometimes do not believe in the non-binary genders

Tucking: a way to make it so there is less of a penis bulge  

last edited on July, 2, 2015 

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