ch. 9 - “the day we took a trip” by drunklukes on ao3
pairing: cashton
warnings: drug use, nsfw
“This is us, Calum. This is our story, from beginning to now, all of my favorite moments. The ups and the downs. The good and the bad. Mostly the good, though, because there’s hardly ever a bad moment with you. I mean, yeah, you fart a lot and it smells, but I’ve gotten used to that.” He pauses to giggle at his own joke again, a sweet, high-pitched sound that make Calum’s heart flutter.
or ashton leaves to work on his documentary and leaves calum recordings of his favorite memories with him
So for my fellow Northern hemisphere dwellers, it’s nearly summer. That means it is probably starting to get hot. Skirt season! Hot damn!
But YE GODS, THE THIGH CHAFING. Sweat plus friction equals pain, redness, and extremely unhappy legs. If you have experienced the dreaded ‘chub rub’, you know how much it fucking sucks.
Not anymore, bitches.
Slap on a pair of Bandelettes. They come in black, white, red, beige, and brown if you want lace – and trust me, you want lace – or black and beige if you want a solid fabric like the ones pictured above. But the lace is sexy as fuck. Trust me. Go with the lace. It isn’t the horrible and itchy stuff, it’s nice.
So what you do is you measure your thigh right at where the chafing happens, right at the thickest part of your leg. You compare that to the Bandelettes sizing chart, you pick your size, and you’re off. I bought a pair (Beige Onyx, size C) and they don’t move around on me. No slipping. But also, no digging in! I can wear these for hours and they’re still very comfy.
You slide them up into position and they just… stay there. And they protect your gorgeous thighs from the ravages of summer rubbin’.
They’re lightweight, so you don’t feel like you’re wearing a ton of extra fabric. They’re washable – handwash and hang dry, but still washable! Did I mention they’re sexy as fuck?
SEXY. AS. FUCK.
Seriously, if thigh chafing is an issue for you, try these. I am loving my pair so far.
get a white paper, or if you have a white wall, it serves well too
1. Put your hand in front of the white paper or white wall 2. Pick one finger to look 3. Stare and the border of the finger 4. First you will start by seeing a trasparent contour around the finger 5. After a while you start seeing some color
PS.: Who is not used to it might take some time but keep starring… I advise you to try it at least for one minute if your eyes get tired then after a few minutes if you didnt have results do it another day repeat it every day untill you get i can tell if you follow these steps seriously you will get there.
Colors:
Red: related to material. Usually people that attract money easy, that can handle wealth well, enthusiastic
Blue: Spiritual, balanced, relaxed, communicators, singers, intelligent, intuitive, healers
Indigo: psychic, intuitive, empathy, sensivity
Rainbow: healer, medium
Purple: spiritual, creative, artistical, philosophical, love to learn, connected with nature, psychic
Yellow: analytical, intelligent, scientists, good with perception, decisive
Pink: loving, giving, family oriented, strong psychic abilities, writers, anti-conflicts
green aura: hard working, creative, stable, practical, successful in business, generosity
Orange: kind, honest, sensible, quick to lose their temper, confident
white/silver: sensitivity, intuitive, psychic, spiritual, lucky
Gold: love attention, beauty, attract affection from others, great listeners,
Brown: lack of confidence, selfishness, deception
Black aura: depression, hatred, negativity
The white, indigo, blue and violet are said to be the higher frequencies… One might have more then one aura color… Aura can change the color or the shade… It’s a spiritual field that reflects the spiritual level of a person… If a person changes too much the color of the aura might change too. But also it’s common to someone to never change it’s aura color.
You gonna throw up or are you gonna smile?
Public service announcement: Please don’t support Urban Outfitters, not only do they constantly cause controversy with racism,and glorifying mental illness, but they’re ridiculously overpriced. I know you like their stuff but there are ((more affordable)) alternatives. I get all my stuff at ameliastardust and it’s all great quality and not only is she not problematic but she’s a fellow tumblr user, so please just save your money and support actual good small stores like this.
Quick rundown on some stuff about my video masterlist General: - video links open in a new tab - a link to 5SOS’ keek page in the sidebar (and there’s also a section for deleted keeks in the masterlist itself) - I haven’t been able to check the whole list for any broken links but I have fixed those that I was aware of (and if you encounter a broken link, just inform me so I can fix it ASAP) - I also added some videos I missed before (please notify me of any videos that I missed) Sections: - Recently Added (videos stay for about a week on this section so it’s easier to check for recent stuff) - Covers (sectioned by boy - excl. Michael - then a whole section for band covers) - Official Videos (music videos are separated into two: Official and Other [lyric videos, one mic one take, etc], other sections include: Track by Track, Hungry 5SOS/The Drop, Behind The Scenes, etc) - Ustreams (some recorded parts of their Ustreams from 2011-2012) - Interviews (sectioned by Interviewer [e.g. Sugarscape, MTV, Shazam, etc.] but for one time interviews, it falls under the general “Interviews” section) - Japan/Mexico Interviews (special section for interviews when they visited these two countries - excl. TVGroove videos as that has its own section) - Audio Only Interviews (recorded radio interviews including Michael’s Full Frontal interview from 2013, some interviews from other countries, etc) - Soundcheck (only audio and only for a few venues: Madrid, Oberhausen, Sydney, Seattle, etc.) - Private Performances (sectioned by radio station including the date) - Concert Moments (haven’t been updated for a while but I have a ROWYSO concert highlights page here with links to videos at the bottom of the gifsets) - Nabisco and 5SOS (includes derpcon surprises and “assignments”) - Social Media (includes Fahlo, Vine, Twitter, and Instagram. Vines are either Michael’s or Calum’s, Instagram is sectioned by account and for the band account it’s sectioned by who’s in it, there’s also a special section for Calum’s keeks) - Other Videos (videos with no specific section and some deleted videos, has a general section and is also sectioned by boy - excl. Luke) - So Perfect: Unofficial Documentary (this is uploaded in 7 parts and has some unseen interview moments from early 2014)
Since we keep our phones and other devices on us at basically all times, they’re really accessible and useful. When it comes to school, though, these devices can become rather distracting. Sometimes in order to focus, you need to leave it in a different room! But if used correctly, your phone can actually help you do schoolwork.
Here, my friend, is a post about using your phone to help you study and do schoolwork.
Just remember that everyone works differently and focuses differently, so experiment! Try out these tips. Alter them. Try doing some and not others. See what works for you!
Forest (app): This is an app that helps you focus; a tree is planted, and you set a timer. At the end of that timer, the tree has finished growing. If you use any other apps, the tree will wither and die. You can set a white list of apps that you deem productive; the app will allow these apps to be used during the focus time. At the end of each day, you have a forest of trees; it may be full of green trees, or withered trees.
Use the whitelist! If music helps you focus, whitelist your music app. whitelist any homework/working apps on this list you want to use during your focus time. Whitelist your calculator. Just go through the list of apps and whitelist any that you will need.
Don’t whitelist things you DON’T need. Remember the purpose of the app: to stay focused on SCHOOLWORK. Don’t whitelist things that will distract you.
MyHomework (app): This app is incredibly useful. You put your scheduled classes into the app (there are tons of options for the class times; block schedules, period schedules, weekly or biweekly schedules, etc), then you add assignments, tests, homework, etc. It’s basically a virtual planner. It allows you to include priority level. Then when you go to see what assignments you have, you can sort it by priority, due date, class, or assignment type. It will give you alerts too.
Widgets are miracles. This app has a widget for classes and for homework. It lets you see quickly what classes you have today, and what homework is due today, on your phone’s home screen.
Get it on all your devices. It’s on everything. Kindle, Chrome OS, Android, IPhone, Mac, Windows… I don’t know about linux.
Cram (app): Basically, this app lets you make sets of flashcards virtually. It’s much easier than making paper flashcards, and it comes with you everywhere, so you can practice at any time. It comes with study programs, giving you easy ways to learn the subject fast. It also has a text-to-speech feature, and you can set one side to one language and one side to another language to help you with the pronunciation of words. It is the best form of flashcards I’ve ever used.
Duolingo (app): This is an app designed to help you learn a language like you would naturally: through a kind of submersion. It gives you little phrases and makes you translate them. When a new word is introduced, it is underlined and you may click it to see it’s definition, so you aren’t completely blind here. It also makes you do pronunciation, match words with definitions, and it has a few other activities. It doesn’t really give you lessons, it gives you practice. It has tons of languages, and it’s even going to introduce Klingon soon. One cool feature is the feedback: each language has admins, and when you don’t understand a sentence, you can ask about it in the comments. Another student, or an admin, may respond to your question with an answer.
Use the desktop version when possible. The desktop version gives you access to actual basic lessons, and goes a bit more in-depth. The little sessons on the mobile phone are certainly helpful, and you will learn, but the desktop version is a bit more educational and even offers flashcards… Which the mobile version does not.
It isn’t perfect. It isn’t good at grading your pronunciation, and sometimes a sentence can have two meanings, but it only accepts one. Luckily, you can always flag a question with a wrong answer, so it will be corrected by an admin. It’s a nice system.
Practice daily! This app records your streaks, so you can keep track of how much you’re studying. An interesting feature in this app is fluency. If you stop practicing, your fluency number goes down. It keeps track of how well you’re doing in the lessons to track your fluency growth.
Redo lessons. One interesting feature in this app is the way it makes you redo the lessons. Over time, the “strength” of each lesson goes down. You need to redo lessons for the strength to go up. This is to stop you from forgetting what you’ve learned.
RescueTime (app): RescueTime is an app and desktop application. It goes on all your devices and records what you’re doing. Sounds creepy, but all it’s doing is telling you what you’re doing, and giving you a score on how productive you’re being. You mark some applications as being productive, some as neutral, some as distracting, etc, then it keeps you aware of what you’re doing too much of and what you aren’t doing enough of.
Get it on EVERYTHING. For a while I only had it on my desktop, but then I found I was doing productive things on my chromebook and mobile too and I wanted those to be counted. I found that it inspired me to be much more productive with my time. On the bus, instead of playing a game on my phone, why not up my productivity with Cram? Seriously, it really makes you more productive. Get it on your phone, laptop, desktop, browser, whatever. Get it everywhere. And update to Premium if you can, it gives you a more detailed report.
Here are a few more tips for your phone in general:
Organise your apps into folders. For example, here is my homepage:
See the folders? I keep them color coded. The red folders are distracting: Social Media, Entertainment, Games. The Green ones are productive! The white and yellow are neutral.
Get widgets. They’re good at giving you quick information without having to open the app.
Experiment. Remember, everyone learns and focuses differently! Use your phone to your advantage.
Also, these are the apps that I use. There are so many other good apps. I’ve heard really good things about Memrise, a free app for learning languages that focuses on vocabulary. If didn’t include it in the main list because I’ve never used it and I don’t know much about it, but if you’re learning a language you should go check it out! I know I’m going to soon.
If you have tips or apps to add, please do!