(not your typical cheesy movie)
Aries: This Means War // "Don't choose the better guy, choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl"
Taurus: 50 First Dates // "Sorry to interrupt, but I notice we were both eating alone and I thought perhaps I could sit with you, maybe build a syrup Jacuzzi for your waffle house?"
Gemini: When In Rome // "If you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly"
Cancer: Walk The Line // "Well, then start loving yourself, so we can go back to work"
Leo: Crazy, Stupid Love // "Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped!"
Virgo: Love, actually // "I love that word "relationship" Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it?"
Libra: The Tourist // " Where I come from, the highest compliment they can offer a person is to say that they're down to earth, grounded. I hate it. It drives me nuts!"
Scorpio: Silver Linings Playbook // "You have to do everything you can, you have to work your hardest, and if you do, if you stay positive, you have a shot at a silver lining"
Sagittarius: Lost In Translation // "Let's never come here again because it would never be as much fun"
Capricorn: Intolerable Cruelty // "I could have you disbarred for that"
Aquarius: Slumdog Millionaire // "When somebody asks me a question, I tell them the answer"
Pisces: (500) Days of Summer // "I need to know that you're not gonna wake up in the morning and feel differently"
Toxic Parents: Overcoming Their Hurtful Legacy and Reclaiming Your Life by Susan Forward
Why Does he DO That: Inside The Minds of Angry and Controlling Men by Lundy Bancroft
for cutesymichael, or anyone else who wants to write a BDSM relationship but is unsure of important dynamics.
BDSM is an acronym, a shortened version of BD/DS/SM. This stands for Bondage & Discipline, Domination & Submission, and Sadism & Masochism.
Here’s a really good guide to BDSM if you’re looking for a quick but in depth read. Wikipedia also has a lot of really good information on it. Video Guide
What is BDSM and Its History?
Why 50 Shades is An Inaccurate Portrayal
Safe, Sane, and Consensual
Safe Words
Terminology for Beginners
Terminology Glossary
Beginners Tips for BDSM
Why BDSM Is Not The Same As Abuse/DV
Manners & Etiquette
Limits
What is Collaring?
How To Be a Dominant
The Eight Types of Domination
How To Be a Good Submissive // and here
Submissive vs. Slave vs. Pet
I’m a Submissive: So What Is My Worth?
Top vs. Bottom vs. Switch
What Is Total Power Exchange?
Subspace
What The Heck Is Subdrop?
Topspace/Domspace
What The Heck Is Domdrop/Top Guilt?
AFTERCARE
Hang On, There’s TYPES of Aftercare?
What Is A Mentor And Why Do I Need One?
Negotiation of a Scene
What is a “Scene” & How Do I Plan One?
Types of Play
Spanking 101
Flogging 101 // (techniques) // (demonstration)
Rope Basics
Dungeon Etiquette and Play Parties
How to Approach a Dom
BDSM In Long Term Relationships/Marriage
click on the number of the dress you like best!
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So for my fellow Northern hemisphere dwellers, it’s nearly summer. That means it is probably starting to get hot. Skirt season! Hot damn!
But YE GODS, THE THIGH CHAFING. Sweat plus friction equals pain, redness, and extremely unhappy legs. If you have experienced the dreaded ‘chub rub’, you know how much it fucking sucks.
Not anymore, bitches.
Slap on a pair of Bandelettes. They come in black, white, red, beige, and brown if you want lace – and trust me, you want lace – or black and beige if you want a solid fabric like the ones pictured above. But the lace is sexy as fuck. Trust me. Go with the lace. It isn’t the horrible and itchy stuff, it’s nice.
So what you do is you measure your thigh right at where the chafing happens, right at the thickest part of your leg. You compare that to the Bandelettes sizing chart, you pick your size, and you’re off. I bought a pair (Beige Onyx, size C) and they don’t move around on me. No slipping. But also, no digging in! I can wear these for hours and they’re still very comfy.
You slide them up into position and they just… stay there. And they protect your gorgeous thighs from the ravages of summer rubbin’.
They’re lightweight, so you don’t feel like you’re wearing a ton of extra fabric. They’re washable – handwash and hang dry, but still washable! Did I mention they’re sexy as fuck?
SEXY. AS. FUCK.
Seriously, if thigh chafing is an issue for you, try these. I am loving my pair so far.
Quick rundown on some stuff about my video masterlist General: - video links open in a new tab - a link to 5SOS’ keek page in the sidebar (and there’s also a section for deleted keeks in the masterlist itself) - I haven’t been able to check the whole list for any broken links but I have fixed those that I was aware of (and if you encounter a broken link, just inform me so I can fix it ASAP) - I also added some videos I missed before (please notify me of any videos that I missed) Sections: - Recently Added (videos stay for about a week on this section so it’s easier to check for recent stuff) - Covers (sectioned by boy - excl. Michael - then a whole section for band covers) - Official Videos (music videos are separated into two: Official and Other [lyric videos, one mic one take, etc], other sections include: Track by Track, Hungry 5SOS/The Drop, Behind The Scenes, etc) - Ustreams (some recorded parts of their Ustreams from 2011-2012) - Interviews (sectioned by Interviewer [e.g. Sugarscape, MTV, Shazam, etc.] but for one time interviews, it falls under the general “Interviews” section) - Japan/Mexico Interviews (special section for interviews when they visited these two countries - excl. TVGroove videos as that has its own section) - Audio Only Interviews (recorded radio interviews including Michael’s Full Frontal interview from 2013, some interviews from other countries, etc) - Soundcheck (only audio and only for a few venues: Madrid, Oberhausen, Sydney, Seattle, etc.) - Private Performances (sectioned by radio station including the date) - Concert Moments (haven’t been updated for a while but I have a ROWYSO concert highlights page here with links to videos at the bottom of the gifsets) - Nabisco and 5SOS (includes derpcon surprises and “assignments”) - Social Media (includes Fahlo, Vine, Twitter, and Instagram. Vines are either Michael’s or Calum’s, Instagram is sectioned by account and for the band account it’s sectioned by who’s in it, there’s also a special section for Calum’s keeks) - Other Videos (videos with no specific section and some deleted videos, has a general section and is also sectioned by boy - excl. Luke) - So Perfect: Unofficial Documentary (this is uploaded in 7 parts and has some unseen interview moments from early 2014)
pairing: luke/ashton, michael/calum (minor)
summary: Ashton knew this whole timer thing was absolutely ridiculous. He knew there had to be flaws in the whole ‘your timer will stop when you look your soulmate in the eyes for the very first time’ thing. After all the timers have been around since practically forever. There’s bound to be cracks in such an ancient system.
He just would’ve preferred it if the universe hadn’t confirmed his suspicions by pulling this stupid stunt.
This stupid stunt being Ashton sitting on the couch, in front of his TV at 2 am in the morning, watching MTV, staring dumbly at his timer that has just hit zero. The flickering lights of the TV throw shadows over the thin white lines of the zeros and no matter how Ashton holds his arm, the zeros stay.
or, ashton discovers a flaw in the soulmate system and spends the upcoming years pining over someone who doesn’t know he exists.
a/n: this fic is something ive been working on for the past few weeks and that couldn’t have existed without the help of my always amazing squad (femmeashton, punkcaluhm, pizzawithlashton and mpregashton) <3333
read here
UM QUICK QUESTION HOW TF DO YOU DO CHAPTERS ON AO3 LIKE IM SO CONFUSED IVE NEVER POSTED BEFORE AND IM MAKING A CHAPTERED STORY???????? P LS HELP IM L O S T MOM HELP
follow these steps!
go to ao3
hover over “Post” and choose “New work”
scroll down until you see this
Now go to the bottom where the big text box is. Choose “Rich Text” all the way to the right, then paste the first chapter (I’m assuming you’re writing the story in a word file or some place else and not on ao3 itself). Click “preview” and then “save without posting.”
The work has been saved as a draft. At the top of this new page, you will see options. Choose “Add Chapter”
From there, you can choose a chapter title, a summary if you want, and more author’s notes. Scroll to the bottom and paste the text from the second chapter that you have completed!
Pairing: Ashton, Luke, and Y/N
Word Count: 5.9k+
Rating: So. Much. Smut.
Requested:It was indeed