For 7 Minutes.

hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!

SHOULD I READ THAT 289009 OR WHATEVER FIC YALL ARE CRYING OVER BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD

YES. trigger warning because Luke has cancer (Ashton has cancer as well) and there’s a lot of talk about dying in it and the reality of what cancer really is. It hurts so bad… and you’re gonna cry…but its incredible. It’s in the top 3 best things I’ve ever read in my life so far its truly amazing and a mother fucking bitch to read. Here’s the link http://archiveofourown.org/works/4687991/chapters/10701119 and GOOD LUCK

Hoe Tips Masterpost

Hygiene

Wipe front to back… lol

If you want soft feet: soak feet in hot water for 10 min, use a pumice stone to get rid of the dead skin then lotion your feet and put them in socks til the morning

Use men’s razors if you want to shave! (they’re cheaper and better quality than women’s razors)

Shaving Guide: http://klarymalia.tumblr.com/post/144880628132/major-key-alert-the-perfect-shave?is_related_post=1

Makeup (fuck-proof)

Nivea Men Post-Shave Balm (for primer… legit)

Hourglass Mineral Veil Primer

Becca Ultimate Coverage Complex Cream (foundation)

Anastasia Beverly Hills Dipbrow Pomade

Kat Von D Ink Liner

Bobbi Brown Smokey Eye Mascara

Urban Decay All Nighter Setting Spray

General Tips for Hair and Skin…

Moisturize every day

Exfoliate at least once a week

Exfoliating your lips improves your life 100% trust me

Don’t use shampoos/conditioners with sulfates or silicones

Trim hair every 6 to 8 weeks to have healthy soft ends

Washing your pillowcase every week helps prevent acne

Skincare + Haircare Products

Lush products: http://klarymalia.tumblr.com/post/144760685062/pro-tip

DIY Ultimate Brow/Lash Growth Mixture: Mix coconut oil, vitamin E oil, castor oil and Vaseline and mix this all up. Put into an empty (and clean) mascara tube and put this on your brows and eyelashes nightly. If you don’t have a mascara tube to spare, a small container and q-tips will do just fine.

DIY Sugar Scrub: http://klarymalia.tumblr.com/post/144880744527/talk-about-tripping-okay-fellow-friends-and

Burt’s Bees Coconut Foot Cream???

Natural products to use:

Unrefined virgin coconut oil (on your nail beds, eyebrows, eyelashes, hair mask…)

Tea tree oil (helps with breakouts)

Apple cider vinegar (adding ½ cup to a bath resets your PH and you’ll smell + feel great)

Castor oil (for hair growth)

Shea butter… the best moisturizer

Lifestyle Tips

Put your undies in three categories:

1. I’m getting fucked today

2. I could be spontaneously fucked

3. Getting none today

On the days leading up to your period use a pad or pantiliner in your underwear to prevent staining b/c staining sucks

Shimmer body lotion makes anyone look radiant and sexier tbh

Be a confident hoe

Try to always wear sunscreen

Put perfume behind your ears, decolletage, inside of elbows + knees, wrists & inner thighs

Sleep naked or in a loose shirt when u can

Always Keep These With U

Sweats

Chill hoodie or tee

Comfy shoes

Spare undies

Makeup wipes

Condoms

Pads

Gum

Phone charger

Hairbrush

Hair-ties

Money for transportation

Deodorant

Waterbottle

Lotion

Diet

As ya’ll already know… water. Just drink it whenever you can throughout the day

Green tea

Reduce sugar intake

Cranberry juice (a cup every day)

Vitamin E pills (for healthy hair)

Fruits

Veggies

Sex

Sex tips: http://hotips.tumblr.com/post/141784574773/compilation-of-sex-tips

NEVER…

Go to bed with wet hair unless you wanna wake up to a world of frizz

Put oil on your lady after-shave if you plan on having sex later. Oil deteriorates condoms. Apply coco butter instead

Put lemon on your face!

Put sugar on your vag (yeast infection) or face (causes micro-tears, your facial skin is too sensitive for the large grains of sugar)

you should watch tokyo ghoul or free! :-)

I watched both of them

Tokyo ghoul ripped my heart out and Free had so many homosexual undertones that I didn’t even know how to process any of it

Dulce De Leche Swirled Banana Bread by Tasty

Full recipe here!

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

AU prompts: masterlist of lists

Okay so if you’re anything like me you see those lists of au ideas floating around and you like them but when it comes time to write something and you need an idea you have no idea what you tagged them as or if they’re buried somewhere in your likes so….have a list of some of the ones I’ve come across! (updated with more lists on june 12th, 2015)

inaugurals:

drawled:

gnashes:

gestured:

dude is this bodycon really only $7.90

i found more bodycons that are also $7.90 so i’m p sure they’re legit and in cse anyone is interested theyre this and this

this is the best tore for dresses bec i found so many cheap ones check them out if you want~ one / two / three / four / five 

bro i’ve been looking for shorts like these for ages. and thank you for this post i’m bookmarking it bec everything here’s like below $10?!