I’m Finally Watching The Cannibal Show And It’s Fucking Hilarious How Utterly Petty Hannibal Is.

Had a nice piece of chocolate and was filled with the overwhelming feeling that life is worth living in the end and there will always be beautiful moments in it all

How many signatures do we need before Marlon is eligible to date, it’s what the people want

Me when I have to face the consequences of my actions

(I had chocky milk despite knowing that I can in fact not tolerate milk)

Everyone who says ‘it’s not that deep’ when people analyze and talk about media, I need you to know that I hate you personally, how does it feel to be mayor of frown town

Manifold nation, how we feeling

MAG 16 will always be one of the funniest episodes to me because it’s essentially

Man with a horrible fear of spiders: I’m going to start taking anti psychotics

Man with a worse fear of spiders: yeah man you fucking crazy couldn’t be me

Big fan of how unlike every other killer in the show, killing is genuinely just a hobby to Hannibal. He doesn’t spend all his time doing it, he actively goes months without it. Like he’s really just going ‘should I go to the theatre or eat my accountant’

Idk what it is but I’m 6 seasons in now and I’ve never taken Locke seriously once. They can give him the most tragic story line with the most heartfelt lines and I will be laughing my ass off. I think the raw comedic talent is something that should be studied tbh

Hate watching Twin Peaks because they’ll drop the most out of pocket line that goes hard as fuck but because of how ridiculous it is there is absolutely no situation where you can use it, “I like my coffee black as midnight on a moonless night” fuck you special agent Dale Cooper, I’ll kill you