Is There A Reason For This Urge, Like It’s Genuinely Been Plaguing Me For Years And Now My Friends

Hate watching Twin Peaks because they’ll drop the most out of pocket line that goes hard as fuck but because of how ridiculous it is there is absolutely no situation where you can use it, “I like my coffee black as midnight on a moonless night” fuck you special agent Dale Cooper, I’ll kill you

It is my personal opinion that if you weren’t into a weird indie horror game in middle school then you’d didn’t get the crucial media literacy training of trying to figure out the lore

Social anxiety be wack as well, I’ll be like hmmm I do not understand this math problem, I should ask the teacher that has been nothing but nice to me for help, but then my body goes “well actually if you make eye contact she will shoot you with a handgun” like shit can’t argue with that

Trying to explain Lost to your friends so they’ll watch it is more difficult than you think. ‘Yes they’re all stuck on this island but it’s also….weird” that’s deadass all you can say without spoiling it. I wish I could open with ‘it’s about two middle aged men making the most pathetic guys they could find fight to the death’ but finding that out is the fun part.

MY SHAYLA

Before Kendrick there was him

As someone who has personally experienced a gay situationship I feel like we should give more props to Gi-hun for managing to keep it together. I know if I had a deranged woman looking at me like that I’d be doing whatever she told me to do

Big fan of how Snape does in fact know that lupin is a werewolf when he’s first hired, so of course he’s all passive aggressive about it, but the funniest part is that nobody cares because his ass hates everybody. My guy was beefing with an 11 year old day one, ain’t nobody gonna bat an eye if he suddenly hates the new hire

Toy Chica this, Roxy that, y’all animatronic fuckers are cowards actually, you think it’s edgy but you ain’t got no vision. Start asking the real questions, what about withered Bonnie, what about music man, what. about. Nightmare Fredbear.

I’m sorry but the people who legitimately refuse to see how gay season two of squid game was might low-key be closeted. Like if you’re looking longingly at your boy like that I think you may need to rethink some things