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HI THANKS FOR EVERYTHING. It’s been a wonderful ride. Here’s the last part of Bag of Tricks. It’s tender and smutty and stupid. All mistakes are my own.

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He’s terrified.

Suddenly he’s looking at you one way, and then in a flash, the same dumb grin you always give him— the crooked one on the cusp of an ill joke— turns bright white.

It goes brilliant like star fire and during a storm inside a standard-issued cabin hideout, Bucky thinks he must be losing his mind.

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I'm crying, I'm so happy

Sam and steve have the best chests and it's not up for debate.

Marvel tiddies are the best

So protective. So slapable.

Y/N: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Pietro: Just rip the bandage off.

Y/N: It’s Wanda.

Pietro: Put the bandage back on.

From: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org

My knife + blood kink is going OFF!

Hit Me

Pairing: Pietro Maximoff x enhanced!reader

Word Count: 1.2k

Summary: Pietro’s a smug bastard during your private training session until you hit him

Warnings: use of knives, reader has trajectory manipulation like Diego from tua, pietro being a little shit, pietro gets a little injured but kinda deserves it

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Come on, you have to try harder than that printsessa.

Your head whips around and the knife in your hand flies through the air before lodging itself in the wall.

I'm not even going that fast.

You huff as you hear the arrogant Sokovian now on the other side of the room but you're quick too. You pull another knife from your belt and throw it in his direction. Predicting he'll go left, you focus your energy to curve the knife to the left but he goes right and it hits the wall again. You take another knife and throw it at the wall out of anger, you're on hour three of this ridiculous training exercise and you haven't hit the stupid speedster once.

Are you giving up little one?

He stops right next to the knife you just lodged into the wall and pulls it out. He flips it around a couple of times before he zooms off again. You're exhausted, but you're also determined that you're gonna hit him and you're not one to give up. So you close your eyes and suck in a deep breath, trying to focus your mind that's been clouded by his taunts that have melded into frustration. Your hand finds your belt and pulls another knife from its holster, you're listening for his movements before raising your arm and releasing the knife.

Oh so close.

Your eyes open and he's in front of you again, your eyes scan him looking for a knife to be sticking out of him but you only find a slight tear in the arm of his shirt. Before you can even say a word about how that should count, he's run off again. Anger floods you again and you pull knife after knife out of your belt and fling them one by one in the direction of the blue streak.

Are you even trying?

He laughs as you pull another knife and throw it at him before he darts just a few feet away. Then as you reach for another you feel a gust of air and something cold against your neck.

Got you.

Your head goes fuzzy for a second. Breathe. Then in a second, you've elbowed him in the ribs and his hand drops the knife. You catch it with ease and turn to place it to his neck and pushing him against the wall hard.

You were saying speedy?

He just blinks for a second before he smiles and his smile makes you angrier because you got him, finally, you'd got him after three goddamn hours.

Doesn't count but you're hot when you're angry.

You blink and he's gone and your cheeks are flushing at his words. You shake your head trying to rid it of the indecent thoughts of him it was conjuring. He's trying to get in your head, trying to throw you off. That's what you're telling yourself anyway so you can focus. Your breath shudders when he stops behind you and speaks right in your ear.

Come on, hit me.

Okay now he's actually asking for it, you watch the blue streaks bounce around the room and you clear your mind again. You throw the knife in your hand and move it in the air to follow the blue streak, this time willing it to speed up as it takes turn after turn and then you hear him yelp. For a split second, you feel victorious until guilt washes over you. Quickly you turn toward the sound and Pietro is stood with a hand over his ear.

I'm sorry, are you okay?

He laughs again and your face screws up in confusion as you approach him. You can see the little drops of blood on the shoulder of his shirt and you panic that you hit him somewhere he didn't have Tony's high tech armour.

Why are you saying sorry? You were trying to hit me no?

He's still got a smile on his face when he pulls his hand away from his head, he wipes his hand against his trousers and you can only see a small cut on the edge of his ear but you still instinctively reach your hand up to brush his hair out of the way and check for more injury.

I am okay Y/N.

His head turns so he can look you in the eye, your hand rests on the back of his neck and you don't know what overcomes you but you pull him toward you and you're kissing him. Your mind explodes because two minutes ago you were pissed at him for being an ass for the last few hours and now you're kissing him and you like it? You go to pull away but his hands are on your face pulling you closer. You have to pull away again though because you've lost the ability to breathe. Panic floods his face and his hands drop from your face.

I'm sorry, I thought you-

No, no, I do. I want to. I just need air.

You splutter out the words before he thinks you didn't want him to pull you closer because you did, you just didn't expect him to and he quite literally knocked all the air out of your lungs. One of his hands comes back up to your face, his thumb stroking your cheek while his other hand anchors itself on your hip. Your own hands go to his face so you can pull him into you again.

Is everything okay?

Wanda's panicked voice floods the room with the sound of a door slamming against the wall. You pull away from Pietro instantly and turn toward the other Sokovian. Wanda pauses for a second, tilting her head and looking at the way her brother is stood so close behind you and the blush coating your cheeks and her lips slowly turn upwards. She knows exactly what she's just walked into and if she didn't you're sure she could've got all the information she needed from Pietro's way too loud mind.

Oh, I see that everything's fine here. Sorry for... interrupting.

She gives her brother a look and you can only assume they're communicating to each other through their thoughts. Then she's turned around and is out of the room before you can formulate a sentence explaining what she just walked in on.

So, we're going to do that again yes?

The smug tone in his voice makes you laugh and bury your face into your hands. His hands land on your hips to turn you around and face him. When you slide your hands down your face he's looking down at you and licking his lips. He goes to move in for another kiss but just meets the palm of your hand, he pulls away with a confused look.

Not until I live down the embarrassment of your sister just walking in on us and not until you get this cleaned up.

An unpleased sound, that makes you laugh, comes out of his mouth at your words. Your hand combs through his hair again, moving it away from the cut and his eyes close. You take the opportunity to kiss him once again quickly and he smiles when he opens his eyes to see you looking up at him. You could both get used to ending training like this every day.

If I had saw this two years ago, maybe I would've stayed in additional math

Factorisation

Part ?? of mermaid au 😭

i think that the blue lock fandom needs more raichi enthusiasts

✎ LOVE ENTRIES — an anthology | gojo satoru

a series of episodes of your life with the strongest sorcerer throughout the past and present

genre: canon compliant (2006-2018), mostly fluff, suggestive content, hurt/comfort

more: moodboard | extra scenarios 💌 | reader’s CT | ko-fi

p.s. got an idea for the next entry? drop it in my askbox!

☆⌒.*･ entry year : 2006—2009

entry # attraction ➴ to think it started with your crush on his best friend...

entry # rivals... in love? ➴ gojo is in shambles—so suguru might have a crush on you too?

entry # say no! ೀ valentine's special ➴ valentine's is around the corner and word has it that you're going on a date with geto...? no way! gojo is going to make sure that you're saying no! ever wonder how gojo finally gets you to become his? be prepared for a confession of a lifetime!

entry # stupid liar ➴ no way. impossible. you couldn't possibly be jealous of gravure idol gojo likes so much now... or could you?

entry # unconcealable ➴ your boyfriend may not show it, but the six eyes are his burden to bear. you know it firsthand when he falls into your arms for the first time

entry # love wins all (soon!) ➴ haibara's death. geto's defection. nanami's leaving. when everything goes wrong in your third year, the last thing you would expect is your boyfriend breaking up with you. but to gojo, this is a moment of truth—and through this, you'll realize why he chooses to stay with you for good

⭑ — ☁️ side stories

rivals... in love? — extended cut!

☆⌒.*･ entry year : 2010—2017

entry # finally mine 18+ (soon!) ➴ gojo says he’ll make you droll when you have your first time together. you are determined to seduce him to turn the tables!

entry # stay with me (soon!) ➴ comes the biggest conflict in your relationship when you realize that you might be pregnant. this event, for better or worse, will change the trajectory of your relationship forever

entry # wife her up (soon!) ➴ it's a canon event that animals and babies aren't particularly fond of the strongest sorcerer… but you, you’re always going to be his no matter what

entry # insatiable 18+ ➴ your boyfriend is hot and wild, and he has one problem: he always finds you too pretty to resist

entry # forever ➴ the three times he asked you to marry him

entry # newlyweds 18+ ➴ you and your new husband make out in the most inappropriate place possible

entry # my wife, all mine ೀ valentine's special ➴ years pass, but one thing that's constant is how annoyingly your husband is in love with you. with the new school year comes a fresh batch of first years, and gojo is determined to make you look at his way—he's way better than those youngsters, and he's going to show you just that!

entry # wedding anniversary 18+ ➴ seven years of dating, two years of wedded bliss, and gojo is having his greatest existential crisis yet... all because this year, you apparently have forgotten the most important day of your lives

entry # daddy-to-be ➴ in which you're worried about how he'd react to you carrying his baby

entry # sweet felicity ➴ what do you get the man who already has everything for his birthday?

entry # protect ➴ the word “protect” now means so much more to him

⭑ — ☁️ side stories

07.55 A.M — gojo cheated on you last night

12.34 A.M — blindfold play 18+

12.55 P.M — first ultrasound

04.18 A.M — six weeks pregnant with gojo’s baby

08.45 P.M — cockwarming 18+

11.07 P.M — what if you get a divorce?

03.12 A.M — ungodly hour cravings

07.30 P.M — gojo vs your pregnancy hormones

before the dawn — finding out about geto's ultimate betrayal hits you hard

08.25 P.M — at the end of this pregnancy journey, you fall in love with your husband once again

⭑ — extras 💌 pregnancy diaries ❀

☆⌒.*･ entry year : 2018—present

special entry # through megumi’s eyes (soon!) ➴ megumi’s life ends and starts when the strongest sorcerer takes him in. see your love story through his eyes, his hidden feelings, and extended scenes of several love entries!

entry # baby ➴ a domestic life with your husband and baby

entry # heaven's fury ➴ sometimes you forget that your husband has burdens as the strongest sorcerer alive. when he goes back home from a bad day and you're the first person he comes contact to, you're made aware of it once again

entry # wife ➴ in which the new batch of first years are unaware that their eccentric teacher’s wife is the pretty woman roaming the school grounds

entry # sick days ➴ who holds the fort when you fall sick? of course, it's your lovesick husband and baby!

entry # mission: baby steps! ➴ the three times gojo tried to make his baby love him (and how he miserably fails)

entry # the babysitters club ➴ in which yuji, megumi and nobara are tasked with the most important mission ever by their teacher—watching over his baby son!

entry # throughout heaven and earth ➴ a sudden mission. a curse beyond your grade. all hell breaks loose when gojo realizes that there are hidden machinations behind the incident that befalls you

entry # baby to the rescue ➴ in which gojo recruits your baby son to “save” you from a credit card salesman

entry # treasure ➴ the strongest sorcerer meets his match in his petulant son, who inherits his six eyes and is having trouble with them

entry # curiosity 18+ ➴ when gojo is found out by his own son during your nighttime activities

entry # all of me (soon!) ➴ you understand that some things in marriage just needs compromise. and he soon understands too, when you're at your most vulnerable and he fails to be by your side when you need him the most

⭑ — ☁️ side stories

09.45 P.M — how scared he is to lose you

11.10 P.M — meeting the newborn for the first time

06.27 A.M — gojo with his baby in the morning

06.20 P.M — baby doesn’t let gojo kiss you

11.52 A.M — gojo will show baby who is here first

10.00 A.M — gojo trying to get his baby say his first word

02.33 P.M — baby going to the aquarium for the first time

07.02 A.M — morning with you and his toddler son

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